“I’m Ready To Come Out of the Woods”


Ma Clinton, formerly your repudiated democratic presidential candidate turned flaxen-haired Queen of upstate New York sasquatch, after a long hibernation in wilderness of Chappaqua has announced her intention to return to that which she loves most, ‘Attention.’

Asked if she would run for Mayor of NYC, Clinton responded:

17 Comments on “I’m Ready To Come Out of the Woods”

  1. ^It might end up being like a hitler thing and it won’t be revealed that she’s a dike until AFTER she dies. Just sayin’.

  2. i read this on AP yesterday. What a nothing story, but the press is always willing to keep Her Thighness in the news.

  3. So Hillary can afford the $1200 hair cuts but Mooch has to let hers grow out? Is that what I see there?

  4. She could’ve just used amazon prime and had the batteries for hers and humas vibrators delivered, ya know. Just sayin. 😹

  5. Translation:
    The Media & The Scooby Van.
    Get your stories ready now.
    For story ideas and resources
    Contact Huma A. or Donna B.


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