Perfectly clear! How “English” is now taught in our schools.
How Biden sees his tellyprompter?
Signage at Fnuck, Son of Fnord’s workplace. (Or whatever the fnuck his name is.)
It’s missing the emojis. Add those and it all makes sense.
The common language of ALL Progressive Congressional oversight hearing witnesses. Their written testimonies are just as bad; containing no nouns, pronouns, verbs, adverbs, only articles.
I’m fluent in Chinglish and I’m stumped.
The remained me of something…
I have a friend who bought a chinese moter scooter. When I worked on it for him he brought the owners manual that came with it. I’m pretty sure the person who wrote the manual wrote the sign in question.
I figured it out. That’s the owner’s manual for a Harbor Freight elevator.
I’m guessing Kamala Harris or Joe Biden wrote that.
Fetterman left instructions on how to get to his office.
Makes about as much sense as YouTube subtitles.
All your are elevators belong to us.
Interpretation: Does not go to the top floor.
I don’t care what it says, I am not sticking my hand in the elevator door.
Fetterman understands it perfectly!
@aircubed: Try being on a cruise ship loaded with Chinese. They understand what the back of the line means. They do get a foot in front of them with me.
It’s the lost verse from either Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” or REM’s “It’s the End of the World As We Know It”
It was translated from the original Klingon by some guy in Wuhan.
Harbor Fright… :O
It never mentions to make sure the elevator car is actually present before entering through the open door.
It happens in third world shitholes all the time.
Horror Freight… 🙂
Little Morphin’ Annie
“Signage at Fnuck, Son of Fnord’s workplace. (Or whatever the fnuck his name is.)”
Pretty sure it’s Fxck Nuts. My thoughts exactly. LOL
In my line of work I have had the opportunity to see the insides of their store brand power tools. DO NOT purchase any of them!
The belly button reference seems like a non sequitur. Need do-over? They?
Hi. Good night, everybody.
They can’t cursive so there’s no signature to verify 🙁
The Fuzz Nuts Son Of Dorf random word generator strikes again!
Shucks, everybody knows this comes from Joe Mansions District in West Virginia.
For a couple of years when I was still in HS I had a part time job in an office bldg as a janitor. I had a key that would lock the elevator doors open and also allow access to the basement. There was a freight elevator too. After we were sure the bldg had cleared out, the other kid and I would chase each other up and down 5 floors with squirt bottles. If I could catch ’em from above in the freight elevator I could really soak him. Sometimes I wish I was 16 again.
Translation: If you value your life, take the stairs.
Those illegals coming in are the best and brightest and highly employable.
LOL! Love trying to interpret Third World versions of English language signs. Lots of missing info and confusion even with my translation attempt;
“When doors start to close, do not block or leave doors ajar. Instead, use your hands to keep doors open. Don’t damage the elevator.”
“When loading (boarding) the elevator, have someone fully, not halfway open the elevator doors. Use both hands.”