First, I wanted one so I could take it out in the desert and try my quick draw.
Mrs. Lazlo demanded I not provide them any money.
I am allowed to purchase one from a thrift store or a garage sale.
Mrs. Lazlo also stipulates the pieces be lit on fire when I am done.
This is the mindset of the Left. Having pronounced themselves “too smart” for belief in a Higher Power, they can only substitute Politics. Always searching in vain for Messiahs and Saviors. And perfect parent figures.
“Hail Hillary full of Grape, the Bill is with thee.
Blessed are thou among Feminists and anointed is the fruit of thy womb Chelsea.
Holy Hillary Mother of Fraud, pray for us deplorables who await the hour of your death.