Marie [Pearl Zellmer Robinson] said that back in 2013, she was devastated to miss out on joining the 1,976 people who showed up at her local bypass to compete for the world’s largest Wellington boot race, because she was scheduled to work and couldn’t claim the record title.
So when she later saw a video online of the previous male and female record holders for the largest mouth gape, she was thrilled when she found out her mouth was larger – and she could finally get her chance to be in the record books.
“I’m like, ‘Oh, there’s a girl [record] too?’” she said. “And I just watched the videos a few times. I’m like, ‘Huh, that’s funny. I could fit that kind of stuff in my mouth too! Hey, I wonder if I can beat her!’”
“So I grabbed myself a ruler and I measured,” she continued. “I’m like, ‘wait a second, I can totally beat her!’ Not just by a little bit either – hers was reported at around two and a half inches. It was like, ‘Dude, I can beat her by almost half an inch.’” More
“she remembers messing around with her siblings, safely sticking oranges and even lightbulbs in and out of her mouth for their entertainment.”
This isnt going anywhere good…
I COULD APPLY A CORRELATION THEORY TO THIS GAPING MOUTH THING BUT I’M TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF FOR HOLY WEEK 🤭
Snake Head has a sister… and it can eat a whole pig!
That side view photo looks like she is screaming at her husband.
That’s because she went full deep throat on Willie brown’s dick.
Ima shut right up.
PT Branum would have known how to use this unique physical feature to make a bundle off the suckers.
Used to be having a big mouth was not a positive thing.
Dr. Tar
Thursday, 17 April 2025, 19:43 at 7:43 pm
“PT Branum would have known how to use this unique physical feature to make a bundle off the suckers.”
…Kamala knew too, in her own special way…
She deserves her own Pornhub page.