Joe Biden: I Have A Plan To Fight the Ebola Virus!

American Greatness:

Joe Biden: Folks, I want to begin this by discussing the coron . . . corona . . . coro . . . the response to the coro . . . to the virus. These are confusing times for all of us . . . er . . . for most of us . . . I don’t mean to say that I am confused. No, absolutely not! Some people might be confused, but not me! I remember how we overcame the Hispanic Flu of 1918, the Great Depression, World War I, World War II—and I was there, with you, for all of them, helping America overcome these challenges.

And I will be with you for this crisis as well, on Instantgram, on Twinter, on FacialBook, on Tinder, Grindr, OKCupid,, Yumi, AdultFriendFinder, Hinge,, and every other platform. Oh, and on Google, also. And some Chinese ones as well! We just need to get the lighting situation resolved, and you’ll see more of me. Proper lighting is vital, if you are going to be addressing a crisis.

It goes without saying that I disagree with President Trump’s approach to this crisis. Our response needs to be international in nature. We need to not just deal with the coron . . . co . . . corona . . . the virus here, in this country, but globally. Trump should have sent our scientists to China back in January, to study the situation—whether the Chinese want them, or not. That’s what being President of the United States is all about—sending scientists to every country out there. What I am saying is, we need a global response to this problem. And not all countries are on board.

For example, look at Brazil. Brazil’s rainforest is being cut down, and the land is converted to farmland. So we should pay Brazil $20 billion, and just ask them to stop cutting down trees. We’ll just tell them, we’ll pay you $20 billion, and please don’t cut the trees. Trees are very important. I love trees. And that’s an example of how we are going to fight the coro . . . coron . . . the corona . . . the epidemic, the Ebola epidemic, using a global international response. No joke!

I Never Got a Penny From China Myself


9 Comments on Joe Biden: I Have A Plan To Fight the Ebola Virus!

  1. I think Biden is deteriorating faster than the Democrat leaders thought he would and will remain coherent enough to make it through the election they way they expected.

    I wonder who they will put forth in his place?

  2. Gee Wally, whutever happened to Tim Kainus (rhymes with annus)?

    Well Beave, he’s still alive so I guess he didn’t piss off Hillary! How come he’s not up there running?

  3. Dementia Joe Obiden Bama is almost completely irrelevant. The only reason Our Poor Joey is even being considered for this office is that Trump Derangement Syndrome is more virulently infectious than the ChiComvirus. Nearly half this country is unwilling to admit that their political party’s candidate is mentally incompetent. Trump Derangement Syndrome has completely infected the MSDM to the extent that none of them are willing to seriously examine Obiden Bama’s mental competence. Would any of his supporters give this man their car keys and trust him to drive across town to pick up their grandkids?

  4. I thought this transcript was a joke.

    Then I realized that it wasn’t.

    Now I think it is again.

  5. I just want to know what cereal he had this morning while doing his homework on the Crapper.

  6. Does anyone else think the demorats are just stalling for time and will make a switch in candidates at the last possible moment in order to stay out of a mean dog fight with Trump??? Joe is toast.

  7. Math problem: Margie works 3-4 hours a day and makes $11,000 a month. Sabrina works 10-13 hours a week and makes $6,000 to $8,000 per month. Which one is lying?


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