April 22, 2019
That’s a recurring character in my dreams.
It’s Smellosi when she wakes up & before the 2 dozen daily Botox injections.
I ain’t eating no cookies out of that tree…
Looks like a malfunction in the transporter.
What? That’s just the old Lynching Tree on top of the sacred Indian burial ground.
He was an extra in the Wizard of Oz
…it’s an environmentalist’s wet dream, until they realize it’s going to eat THEM first…
…its the last thing an Orc sees at the attack on Isengard, if Peter Jackson had had a bit more of a Lovecraftian imagination…
This is what you get when Orcs and Ents start living together.
…Whatever it is, it’s not NEARLY as scary as the prospect of a Democrat President…
…it’s not tougher than my chainsaw and firepit…
Dead ringer for my high school algebra teacher.
“The Picture Tree of Dorian Grey Barack Obama“
What happens when Sandy Cortez actually speaks a fact.
izlamo delenda est …
It’s Monday morning before having a coffee.
chronic CO2 deprivation
That tree needs a Chucky Doll inside the hole, leering out at you.
Is this tree in Stephen King’s yard?
It’s one of the Ent wives.
How Hillary Clinton looked the night she lost the election!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
My blind date that I was forced into in 9th grade. This tree although, has a better personality, guaranteed.
And better limbs.
Perfect example of why democRATS shouldn’t become ARBORISTS
So that’s where Jeff Sessions went. I was wondering why he hadn’t been on TV lately. Looks like he’s making some new green tossed cookies. AOC gave him the recipe.
It would a been nice if one a you guys just told me.
Before tossed that proglodyte into the chipper.
Reminds me of our neighbor’s magnolia tree. I can rake, mow/mulch those huge nasty leaves and it only takes a light rain and wind to drop thousands of those leaves into the yard and flower beds.
beachmom APRIL 22, 2019 AT 8:20 AM
“Looks like a malfunction in the transporter.”
“I teleported home last night with Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggy’s heart away and I got Sidney’s leg.” ― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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