Kamala: Everything outside of cities is Hooterville

Patriot Retort:

Kamala Harris apparently thinks the whole of America is made up of either urban swells or the residents of Hooterville. And because all rural folks are denizens of Hooterville, Kamala believes they have no idea how to make a photocopy of their driver’s license or other forms of identification.

Yup, we gap-tooth yokels. We ain’t like them city slickers. Nope. Why we ain’t got us one of them Office Max or Kinkos. Fact we denizens of Hooterville with our pet pigs and farmer tans don’t even know how to spell zeerox.

(Okay, for those too young to know, Hooterville was the town where both “Green Acres” and “Petticoat Junction” took place.) more

35 Comments on Kamala: Everything outside of cities is Hooterville

  1. Green Acres? The only thing spreading out far and wide is Kamala’s lips.

    (I guess this dates me)

  2. We has a zeerox macheen somewhere in our office. Along with some sort of wizardry called a “fax macheen.” They’re in some corner somewhere.

    Actually, here in rural America we have largely moved on from photocopies and faxes (although we still use them) as they represent technology becoming more and more outdated. However, don’t tell the moron who is next in line to the Presidency because she may want to come see what things like scanners and “PDF” are all about, and we don’t want her here.

  3. Daayuum, I aint got no axecess to no fotocopy macheen. Thank you Miss Kamela fer lookin out fer me. That was right neighborly of ya.

  4. Kinko’s doesn’t exist anymore. It’s FedEx now.

    In Kamala’s mind rural residents still go to Blockbuster Video to see the latest Hollywood movies and have yet to discover Netflix or Hulu. They need to be told that Apple products aren’t found on trees…

    Her head is as thick as her neck.

  5. Remember when the press made a huge deal out of president Bush Sr. when he expressed interest in a scanner? Of course his reaction was reasonable but they created a myth of his being out of touch. Think the press will treat KAM-a-la the same?

  6. Arnold Ziffle for president!

    He’s smarter, stinks less, is more honest, and is quite sane compared to what we have now.

  7. The Kalamitous Kackler must be confusing the ignert rubes who voted for her in those Dementiacrat Shitholes for the Trump voters who actually elected the real President to a second term. The Jamindian will be muzzled pretty soon if she keeps spitting out howlers like this one, but this is what comes from selecting people for high office based on the color of their genitalia.

  8. Typical Liberal communist whore mindset. Unlike her and her “enlightened” urban friends, us hicks can do things like grow food, repair equipment, and shoot long distances with rifles.

  9. I’m one of those assholes who says, “Cellular Telephone”, and, “Facsimile Machine”. I even call ‘buses, “omnibuses”.

    Call it the imp of the perverse in me…

    “You need to dial, excuse me, press 9 to get out of the central exchange for these Facsimile transmissions.”

    “What’s a “fact-sim-ille”?

    “It’s a copy of something.”

    “This isn’t a fucking COPIER! IT’S A FAX MACHINE!”

    “Quite so. But you must type a 9 as a prefix so the switch…”

  10. And Hank Gimble would be a good replacement for Jen Sucki (five dollah long time) right now.
    Loved Hank’s straightforward explanation of everything.

    Mr. Haney could replace Chuck Schummer. The possibilities are endless.

  11. Q: what was the title of Arnold Ziffle’s 1st place winning painting?
    A: ‘Nude at a Filling Station’

  12. Kammie is just like the morons I knew at ABC.


    I was having a cup of tea and talking to John about Yamaha RD400s.


    “Even with one jug smoked out, those RDs were pretty fucking scary. My 996 Duc rolls linear. You roll on the throttle. It does what it does. That fucking 400? You go and go, and suddenly the thing goes straight up….”


    “Yeah, I guess the copier is jammed. You told me three times. You’d better call the copier dude.”

    Assholes. I don’t fix copiers. I fix the copier when it fucks up on me. Otherwise, call the copier nimrod.

    “I saw you fix the copier 20 times!”

    “Yes. I fixed it every time it fucked up on me. BUT I’M NOT THE COPIER REPAIRMAN!”

    Then John and I went back to talking about two strokes.

  13. Well now, the liberals done got all those ‘zeerox’ machines beat all to hell….it’s called a dominion, or some such thing.

  14. My rural self found the internet today and read what far too many city people and although I hate to admit it have become.

    20 Things I’ve Learned (Or Had Confirmed) About Humanity During The “Pandemic”
    1. Most people would rather be in the majority, than be right.
    2. At least 20% of the population has strong authoritarian tendencies, which will emerge under the right conditions.
    3. Fear of death is only rivaled by the fear of social disapproval. The latter could be stronger.
    4. Propaganda is just as effective in the modern day as it was 100 years ago. Access to limitless information has not made the average person any wiser.
    5. Anything and everything can and will be politicized by the media, government, and those who trust them.
    6. Many politicians and large corporations will gladly sacrifice human lives if it is conducive to their political and financial aspirations.
    7. Most people believe the government acts in the best interests of the people. Even many who are vocal critics of the government.
    8. Once they have made up their mind, most people would rather to commit to being wrong, than admit they were wrong.
    9. Humans can be trained and conditioned quickly and relatively easily to significantly alter their behaviors — for better or worse.
    10. When sufficiently frightened, most people will not only accept authoritarianism, but demand it.
    11. People who are dismissed as “conspiracy theorists” are often well researched and simply ahead of the mainstream narrative.
    12. Most people value safety and security more than freedom and liberty, even if said “safety” is merely an illusion.
    13. Hedonic adaptation occurs in both directions, and once inertia sets in, it is difficult to get people back to “normal.”
    14. A significant % of people thoroughly enjoy being subjugated.
    15. “The Science” has evolved into a secular pseudo-religion for millions of people in the West. This religion has little to do with science itself.
    16. Most people care more about looking like they are doing the right thing, rather than actually doing the right thing.
    17. Politics, the media, science, and the healthcare industries are all corrupt, to varying degrees. Scientists and doctors can be bought as easily as politicians.
    18. If you make people comfortable enough, they will not revolt. You can keep millions docile as you strip their rights, by giving them money, food, and entertainment.
    19. Modern people are overly complacent and lack vigilance when it comes to defending their own freedoms from government overreach.
    20. It’s easier to fool a person than to convince them that they have been fooled.

  15. Well hell, Kamala. We at least have I.D.

    Unlike every single black person living in a big city….apparently.

    Splain’ that to this here outdoorsy type fellow.

  16. Harris is a lying piece of shit.

    Hooter likes is her worst nightmare. Come visit us, you syphilitic whore.

  17. What a condescending twit. She doesn’t even care she sounds like an idiot. Demwits have no shame.

    BTW, if KamalMao is not cackling, she’s twitching. Effect of meds? Nervous tics? or just happens everytime she lies, which is all the time.

  18. What do you get when you kick a martian in the balls?
    Green Acres!
    Why is progressive Kamala so worried about people out in the sticks voting for? We’re all redneck Trump supporters with our MAGA hat’s Trump bumper stickers and yard flags!

  19. Not to mention, almost everyone has a cell phone or obolaphone….. take a photo and send it! WTF! even this old rube out in the woods of central SC has conducted business this way. No broadband out here ceptin’ my cellphone.

  20. Eb Dawson, Hank Kimble (County Kimble, your Hank agent), Mr. Haney, Mr. Drucker, the twins Ralph and Alf Monroe and Arnold Ziffle are all smarter than our idiot Vice President. And Eva Gabor as ditsy as she was is far prettier and more accomplished than kamala harris ever will be. And probably a better cook as well.

  21. Green Acres, Get Smart and Hee Haw made my dad laugh harder than all the rest of the TV programs back in those days. He especially loved Arnold Ziffle and His parents Fred and Doris Ziffle.

  22. I’d love to get ole Kumswallow Harris out in the country and show her where the bear shiy in the buckwheat.

  23. It is truly unbelievable that those who live in big cities, the intellectuals, the elite and the “educated” know little about the rest of the country (the majority). Before retiring I was speaking with a Black lady in California about business and while making small talk, I told her she should visit Alabama sometimes. She actually told me she’d never do that. I asked why and she said because Alabama only had dirt roads. She actually believed that. Speaking with associates who work in D.C. occasionally, they tell me that people there have nothing but disdain for regular Americans. Well, that sentiment can work both ways.

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