Kansas: Wichita cops identify ‘poopetrator’ who defecated in middle of beauty store – IOTW Report

Kansas: Wichita cops identify ‘poopetrator’ who defecated in middle of beauty store

Eight wigs had to be euthanized.
h/t SNS


25 Comments on Kansas: Wichita cops identify ‘poopetrator’ who defecated in middle of beauty store

  1. One cultural aspect certain types doesn’t need to worry about being “appropriated”, they can own this one.

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  2. …but I do enjoy that the Wichita PD actually have a sense of humor…

    “We’ve already confirmed that this is NOT Amber Heard so please stop calling and emailing that info,” the department quipped in the comments.

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  3. She deficated in the aisle and damaged 8 wigs. Were the wigs on the floor or did she somehow direct the spray, you know, like a skunk?

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  4. I wish they would stop using the euphemism “going to the bathroom” when referring to someone who just shit all over the place

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  5. “…and you should have seen that poor little monkey trying to shove the cork back in that elephant’s ass.”

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  6. Stacy Abrams was last seen waddling from the scene, w/brown eruption stains still dripping down her hamhocks.

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  7. What’s her name? Lotta Poope? (my 10th grade humor comes back when I read stories like this).

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  8. Likely the fat-ass gluttonous obese pig BLM woman who bought herself a mansion after stealing monies and savaging small businesses and neighborhoods, all which was paid for by the dark-web democrat party. All the nation’s baby formula is likely stored in that butt which looks like a coupla pigs dancing.

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