Karl Marx Resigns Over Sex Scandal With Maid

Founder of Communism and the unofficial figurehead of the democratic party, Karl Marx, announced recently that he was stepping away from his important work on behalf of the proletariat  after allegations emerged that he fathered a child with family maid,  Helen Demuth while still married to wife Jenny. Mrs. Marx reportedly committed suicide upon the news of the infidelity as did their daughter Laura several days later.

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I guess Communismwasn’t the only thing Marx fathered.

7 Comments on Karl Marx Resigns Over Sex Scandal With Maid

  1. Well, they waited 30/40 years to come out about Roy Moore so doesn’t surprise me that I’m just hearing about this now!

  2. Karl Marx was a lazy ass slob who didn’t give a damn about anything but himself and his bullshit destructive ideology. That and being a self loathing Jew didn’t help matters either. Engels was also another one who helped to promote these terrible ideas that killed so many millions of people in the 20th Century.

  3. Rumor has it that the illegitimate child, Freddy Demuth, made his way to Hawaii, change his name, got himself a good tanning and later became President of The United States.

  4. “Mrs. Marx reportedly committed suicide upon the news of the infidelity as did their daughter Laura several days later.”

    You see, Hillary? Chelsea, are you taking notes? That’s the way real progressives respond to horn doggery.

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