Khloé Kardashian says she and her sisters don’t call Bruce Jenner “Caitlyn

‘My sisters and I, we will call Caitlyn “Bruce” and we’ve been told that’s completely fine”

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Also: Kim Kardashian says Bruce doesn’t sound like a woman.

You know why?

BECAUSE HE’S A FRIGGIN MAN!!!!!!

20 Comments on Khloé Kardashian says she and her sisters don’t call Bruce Jenner “Caitlyn

  1. so, I haven’t been keeping up with this mess…

    Did BJ get his choppadikoffame procedure yet? If so, did he get a cockpit installed? If so, has he taken it for a test drive yet?

    Enquiring minds want to know!

    Eh, not really, never mind.

  2. Ev’ry mornin’ at the gym you could see her arrive
    She stood six foot two and weighed one eighty five
    Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
    And everybody knew, she was swingin’ a dick, Big Cait

    Nobody seemed to know what Cait wanted to be
    If two genders ain’t enough, hell, we’ll make three
    So you didn’t say much, you just knew she was a guy
    And if you spoke at all, you just said, “Hi” to Big Cait

    She still looked like a man, t’was written in her genes
    Just couldn’t make up her mind if she were a King or a Queen
    And a big endorsement from a reality show
    Sent her back into the spotlight with a lotta dough, Big Cait

    But there’ll come a day at the end of her life
    When God’s gonna settle all this identity strife
    He made you a man and that’s what you gotta be
    And you’ll pay for this nonsense throughout eternity.

    Big Cait

  3. Don’t worry, all of those procedures and events will be available as pay-per-view events. You’ll get to see ol’ Brucelyn in all of his/her/its glory!!

  4. I don’;t know how this happened, but I clicked on a link and there it was dressed as a woman with lipstick on talking like a man. WTH! I quickly went to something else. His name is Bruce, he can change it to whatever he chooses, but he’s still a Bruce.

  5. If Bruce/Caitlyn goes missing, do they put its picture on a carton of Half-n-Half?

    Will someone PLEASE make the ‘gone missing’ thing happen? Or at least make it a case of ‘gone-shut-the-f@#k-up’?

  6. if I were to address ‘it/him/her’ I would add the qualifier ” castrated” to bruce even if the deed has not been done
    Stache you have the best idea. just make it go away.

  7. That entire media whoring family is full of crap. Bruce will always be Bruce…that is his DNA. It doesn’t matter how much lipstick he puts on.

  8. Everything BRUCE has had done so far can be reversed. It’s about money, I predict that as soon as the reality show ‘peters’ out, BRUCE will have a sudden colossal epiphany that he IS a man, oh my!!

    Because his freaky face is posted everywhere on the internet, while reading an unrelated article recently, I saw on the sidebar an ad for a video about “Caitlyn” meeting with and encouraging a group of young boys with gender issues – THAT is way out of line, to draw children into his perverted scheme.

    P. S. If he is going to continue this charade, he could at LEAST take lessons on feminine posture, mannerisms and movement, and fake a feminine voice!!!

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