Latest Cosmetic Trend – Small Nipples

Women are asking their doctors if they can have nipples the size of Smarties.

Women are nuts…

Imagine if they HAD nuts.

“I’d like my nuts to be the size of a tootsie pop, please.”

Why women getting nipples that look like ‘Smarties’ is 2017’s hottest body trend

“We have seen a 30 per cent rise in women requesting a smaller nipple size in the last year,” said consultant plastic surgeon Dan Marsh.

“This is tied into the trend towards smaller breast augmentation sizes.”

As always, the fashion world is dictating what size should be – recently, it’s been all thigh gaps and no cleavage. Instagram is blurring nipples. Vogue says the days of cleavage is “over”.

The natural continuation of all that? Small nipples. Naturally.


Naturally? What’s “natural” about being unnatural?

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29 Comments on Latest Cosmetic Trend – Small Nipples

  1. I didn’t realize such a thing was even possible. But I can’t imagine there’s a “one size fits all” size that’s universally preferred.

    Maybe the should get one small and the other big and puffy to offer variety?

  2. Geez, and bruce jenner wants breasts with big nipples?

    Just stick a smartie in your bra, after the day is done you have something sweet to eat.

  3. “Conan! What is best in life?” “To crush your enemies — See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women! Oh yea, and big puffy nipples”.

  4. Hmm… Spending thousands of (someone else’s?) dollars, to have a surgeon reduce your breasts, and give you teeny, tiny, barely there nipples? It’s almost like female fans of popular propaganda want to look like barely nine year old girls.

  5. Don’t you just love that an editorial meeting is called at Vogue magazine and a dozen flaming men decide that big, bouncy boobs with matching nipples are now “out”?

  6. It’s following the trend of women (and men too, I guess) shaving all the hair off “down there” – it’s a continuation of the effort to look younger and younger, as in prepubescent. Bunch of wannabe child molesters.

  7. @Phuzzy: “…shaving all the hair off “down there” – it’s a continuation of the effort to look younger … Bunch of wannabe child molesters.”

    Hey, I shave “down there” and I’m no perv.
    It’s the only way I can control the crabs. 🙂


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