Lesbian astronaut accused of stealing identity of estranged wife while in outer space

Not a headline I imagined ever writing.


A NASA astronaut has been accused of committing the first crime in outer space after her estranged wife alleged she stole her identity and accessed her bank account without permission during a six-month mission aboard the International Space Station.

Former Air Force intelligence officer Summer Worden, from Kansas, has been involved in a bitter divorce with astronaut Anne McClain since 2018 but the battle heated up after Worden filed a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission and NASA’s Office of Inspector General accusing her wife of assuming her identity and gaining improper access to her private financial records while orbiting the earth, the New York Times reported.


 h/t by the light….of the silvery moon…

40 Comments on Lesbian astronaut accused of stealing identity of estranged wife while in outer space

  1. (Sweating Profusely) Must …Not …Make…Uranus Joke….

    Fighting it….Fighting it….

    Moon something or something (Whew! I did it!)

  2. It’s a “woman first”!

    First custody dispute from space. I guess McClain would be the “stepmother”. The other woman apparently is the biological mother via a surrogate. (Same sex couples apparently get to dispute custody under such circumstances, special rights).

  3. I have a very good friend (my brother from another mother) who happens to be gay. He has been against gay marriage since it was first talked about. His attitude was/is “You think we are bitchy now, just wait until there is a divorce!”

  4. WOW!…i Bet the other astronauts were pissed that they had no shot at the ultimate mile high club apoolooza….

  5. The Lesbian Astronaut Corps. I didn’t know it was a thing till today.

    That Lesby is in outer space allright.

  6. @Tim Buktu ~ I’m thinking of a great lesbo porn movie, right now

    … think of the weightless balloon-boob shots!

  7. It’s a little known fact that Jane Jetson and Rosie both made the little man in the canoe swim via Spaceley’s sprockets at 15 PSI….

  8. What the fuck do you buy in outer space?

    Fed Ex isn’t THAT good, and the postal service would become even more confused than they already are.

  9. I just figured out her plan. Nobody can charge her because there is no legal jurisdiction in space. She probably has a lesbian lawyer advising her.

  10. Remember when we were all pissed off that Barky wanted NASA to focus on reaching out to muslims? Brilliant head fake there, Barky.

  11. “NASA and The Pentagon are full of Obama’s queers…”

    Ain’t that the truth. I have an acquaintance whose son got into West Point a few years back. In his freshman year the kid comes out of the closet, and instantly becomes a golden boy quota queer. His dad, who is conservative, says WP is riddled with SJW cabals, and they pretty much run the show, according to his son. We saw the black female cadets go unpunished for their black power fist group photos awhile back. Apparently, the SJW stench is all over campus, and it wafts throughout the country as these subversives graduate and get commissions.

    Now, golden boy and his fellow WP officer husband are back here in Georgia, and golden boy has resigned his commission to follow Buttigieg’s template by running for mayor of Savannah. And according to golden boy, there are others like him on the same track. We are screwed if things ever get desperate for our national security, because many of the people we are training to fight our wars have no interest in the military other than the network it provides for a transition into an appointment to a cushy bureaucratic sinecure or political career.

  12. I’m thinking we need a new ID theft company – WifeLock. I hope she kept her valuables locked up in a licker cabinet.

  13. Shouldn’t these personal dramas be cause for dismissal from the space program. It distracts from the mission and what she did was morally wrong. How can her colleagues trust her after this? There was a time….

  14. The headline seems misleading. If you read the article, it sounds more like the non-astronaut part of the couple who remained on Earth committed the crime while her ex was on a mission to the ISS. It’s completely the opposite of what the headline implies.

  15. If queer men get to be Astronauts, they’ll be called Assholenauts.

    Bruce the Assholenaut: “Oh, please, let me and my husband Lance be the first to plant the rainbow flag on Uranus.”


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