Let the Golfing/Scat Puns Begin

48 Comments on Let the Golfing/Scat Puns Begin

  1. I had no idea this was a part of the golf competition. Had I known I would have eaten more concession stand hot dogs.

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  2. Don’t you mean the sand crap. Are we sure this golf tournament wasn’t sponsored by Tidy Cat or the blue bears in the Charmin TP commercial which begs the question does a bear shit in a sand trap or wait to go in the woods.

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  3. Shooter McGavin: “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!”
    Happy Gilmore: “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”

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  4. “Do you usually slice or draw your shat?….I dunno, depends on my stance and footwork”….

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  5. Hey SNS, I fell off the ball washer once!

    The one thing I hated more than having to putt around goose shit on the green is being met by baby rattlesnakes in the cup when you go to retrieve your ball!

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  6. “Three shit lead…”? Now there is a sport I could excel at… depending on if it’s low score good or high score good.

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  7. I heard they are currently excavating Old Tom Morris’s coprolites at St. Andrews….and..

    That’s why they call it amen corner at the Masters tournament….

    OK I’m done….

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  8. Obama had a really bad experience in a sand trap once – he spent so much time in it some cats tried to bury him…

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