h/t BevWky
Apparently to raise awareness about declining male fertility, which I can actually get on board with. What I can’t seem to get on board with is how they’re going about this raising of awareness about male fertility.
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Finally! An athletic event where the absence of men’s and women’s divisions isn’t going to cause controversy.
But I think there ought to be racial divisions: Chinese sperm v. Indian sperm v. Caucasian sperm, etc. Now THAT might ignite some discussion!
I funded an entire wing at Planned Parenthood-Houston from 1974-1983, no doubt 40 years ago I would have won back then.
Hey all, 2028 Olympics will be in LA!!
OK, we’ve got the Sperm Race course set up.
We need to list all the new events that will be on display in LA!
100 Crap Dash, anyone? An exciting jaunt through a “minefield” in the quickest time possible, navigating the poopy sidewalk while fighting off bums & drug zombies.
I would’ve thought that sperm races would be a bunch of gay guys all jerking off to see who could ejaculate their sperm the furthest. Sort of like a cherry spitting contest but with sperm. What kind of pervert thinks these kinds of things up in the first place.
Yeah, I’m still giggling about that one.
Will they have jockeys?
Jeffrey Toobin to call the race.
If Bootygig is in charge you know where the sperm will be racing to.
I get to lick up all the losers.
@Uncle
Chinese sperms are little.
Indian sperms smell like curry.
Caucasian sperms can’t jump.
German sperms are aggressive.
English sperms are quite snobbish, actually.
Russian sperms will kill Ukranian sperms.
Japanese sperms used to be warlike, but now there’s not enough of them.
Pete Buttigeig’s sperms are designed to make babies, but they’re never in the right neighborhood.