Man Receives First Penis Transplant In U.S
The Times reports most of Manning’s penis was removed amid a battle with an aggressive and potentially fatal penile cancer.
BOSTON (CBS/AP) – A man from Halifax is the first person to receive a penis transplant in the United States, according to Massachusetts General Hospital.
Thomas Manning, 64, underwent the 15-hour transplant operation on May 8 and 9 at the hospital, the New York Times first reported Monday.
Manning’s penis was removed because of cancer, the paper said, adding that the replacement organ came from a deceased donor. more
So what does Bill Maher look like without his nose?
Wow, if they can do that now, I’m definitely never checking that I am an organ donor box on my DL.
I can only assume the donor died first. It’s not like your kidneys yaknow.
He should call it..Bruce.
Parts is parts and a schwanz is a schwanz. But I wonder how this is gonna work out if the donor was gay.
Did they give him a white one?
The first guy on the planet to truthfully say “I didn’t do it, it did, it has a mind of its own”.
One of the Dr’s names is Dicken Ko MD. You can’t make that stuff up.
So now he can go back to being a real hoser, eh ??
Holy Cats, sure hope it’s longer than his thumb …
Hope this works. I think of our vets who suffered irreparable damage to their man bits and pray this can help them.
I’m surprised this hasn’t been done before at a hospital in Washington. I can’t help but point out that in Congress, the Democrats are mostly pricks and the Republicans are mostly dickless.
He’s from Halifax…
finish me poem…er, limerick…
There once was a lad from Halifax…
Who lost his unit because of an axe… go get it…
Hope for progtard “men” every where
Talk about getting schlonged.
There once was a lad from Halifax…
Who lost his unit do to an axe…
He was dickless awhile…
but said with a smile…
I’ll remember my member if you send a fax…
A careless young woodsman from Halifax
Didn’t have a good grip on his rusty axe.
…But he now gets a boner
…Thanks to some poor donor,
and the vascular teamwork of Boston quacks.
LOL @ The Great Unc!!!…
I got dibs on Ron Jeremy’s if he passes before I do.
But why did he need to go to the US???? Doesn’t every socialist praise Canada’s FREE health care system….
Poor guy will never know how many times he’s been laid.
Worse than that, he will always be wondering who he has had sex with.
But at least now he can pee standing up.
Ew
If I need to explain, then it wouldn’t matter.
cool …. a boner from a donor
but the bigger question is does he still get to use the Women’s Room?
Uncle Al – If this had been done in a Washington hospital they’ve have sewn it into his ass!
Hey Mule – you really don’t want that dick. It’s got so many miles on it they’ll have to sell it on Craig’s List!
The procedure is called an Addadicktomy.
Please, can we get one for Obama?
Oh, when I read the headline, I expected it to be about Obumbles receiving one from Mooshell.
I sure hope he opted for the roll of tarred paper selection…
I unchecked the organ donor thing a couple of years ago when they gave some confused chick without a dick that was desperate to have something to stick up her boyfriends poop shoot a cadaver dick. I couldn’t go à la carte on what goes where, so all became off limits.
Liberals eff up everything.
First time ever that so many straight white guys suddenly all thought “I’ll take a big black dick”
Just wait a few days.. there a possibility it’ll be a total and complete failure when the guys hand rejects it..
There was a young man out of Halifax
That lost his best friend during Paddywhacks
He, then with aplomb
Had a new one sewed on
But complained of the price and the added-tax
Ricky, that pretty damn funny right there..
I hear he can’t urinate. He can’t touch another man’s penis.
I hope to fuck it operates better than mine. I need viagra so as to not piss on my shoes. Ok. OK. Oldie.
Thinkaboudit> Fifty years from now they’ll be shopping for dicks on Fifth Avenue… Fogetaboutit! I just ordered one, fogetaboudit, it’ a fuckin’beauty. fogetaboutit. Just wait ’till you see. fogetaboutit!
Anon. Bill Maher’s nose. LMFAO!
Yea and fucking Tommy will be trying to steal mine. LOL. I can hear it now, “Hey Brad, are you using that?” Whack. Don’t trust the Irish. They want your units.
Carefully inspect your next hot dog at Fenway Park.
“…the replacement organ came from a deceased donor”
Was he black? That makes a difference; they’re priced by the inch.
A missed opportunity. Tommy could have had a free sex change. 😉
The guy had Obowelcare, so only the first inch and a half was covered.