Man’s Penis Falls Off, Doctor Adds One to His Arm

RedState: Do you wear your manhood on your sleeve?

Does your forearm have foreskin?

Could you be sued for making a muscle?

If so, you’ve got something in common with Malcolm MacDonald.

For the rest of you, if the 45-year-old British man tells you he pulled something in his arm, it may not mean what you think.

Long ago, a terrible infection in his perineum left him with tainted love: As reported by The Sun, the mechanic’s unmentionables turned black.

His fingers and toes similarly shifted shades, and his darkened digits left him down in the dumps: more here

38 Comments on Man’s Penis Falls Off, Doctor Adds One to His Arm

  1. The vaunted UK health system couldn’t save his penis, so it fell off, but made him a new bionic pecker, but due to b the bureaucracy, made him wait. 4 years to attach it?

    And this is the system dickless Obama wanted ours modeled after?

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  2. I will give the guy credit. Looking at the illustration in the article, it looks like he embraced the philosophy “ go big or go home”!

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  3. Too bad firearms are so heavily controlled over there. There’s a wealth of word play lost: cock, chamber, barrel, shooting, bullets, discharge, one- or two-handed grips, blueing, hammer forging, and on and on!

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  4. I left a comment at a site about the penis on his arm. They blocked out the penis, so what good was showing his arm and the penis blocked out? They deleted my post. Must have made too much sense and you can’t have that comment destroying the story. So now he’s got a new middle finger sticking out of his arm. A new nose picker.

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  5. Antidote AUGUST 1, 2020 AT 12:02 PM
    @Different Tim
    “He’s right handed though.🥴

    Good thing they didn’t grow it on his forehead.”

    …good thing he didn’t have a WOMAN doctor, or she would have put it on his CHIN.

    …yeah, you LADIES know what I’m talking about…

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  6. …soon, since the penis is now not as distal from the brain as it was, does that mean he CAN have both working AT THE SAME TIME now?

    …because if he CAN, that would be a FIRST in the history of Man….

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  7. MJA…in the words of that famed SF Bay Area news man from days long past, the great O’Bradley O’Bradley…Thank you for “Digging Down Deep to Get to the Bottom to Stay On Top”!

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  8. @Super

    Since the guy is from the UK, we gotta think of a name of a UK town that rhymes with….uh….you know.

    There was a young man from Dundee
    Whose dick wasn’t where it ought to be…

    This one may not work…I’m trying to get it work, though.

    There was a young man from Liverpool
    Who had a shriveled up tool…

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  9. TimBuktu AUGUST 1, 2020 AT 5:15 PM

    …well..

    There once was a man from Olde England,
    When his dick dropped off he was oddly bland,
    He just handed his cock,
    To a highly skilled doc,
    And when he rolls up his sleeve he can see again.

    …hmm, needs something, gonna have to stroke it a bit more later…

    https://youtu.be/7RNQg4TTR0g

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  10. …although if he ever gets arrested, the look on the face of the cop who frisks him will be PRICELESS…

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  11. TimBuktu AUGUST 1, 2020 AT 5:15 PM

    …well..

    There once was a man from Olde England,
    When his dick dropped off he was oddly bland,
    He just handed his cock,
    To a highly skilled doc,
    And when he rolls up his sleeve he can PEE again.

    …hmm, needs something, gonna have to stroke it a bit more later…

    https://youtu.be/7RNQg4TTR0g

    @$#£%*€¥ Auto Correct!

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