RedState: Do you wear your manhood on your sleeve?
Does your forearm have foreskin?
Could you be sued for making a muscle?
If so, you’ve got something in common with Malcolm MacDonald.
For the rest of you, if the 45-year-old British man tells you he pulled something in his arm, it may not mean what you think.
Long ago, a terrible infection in his perineum left him with tainted love: As reported by The Sun, the mechanic’s unmentionables turned black.
His fingers and toes similarly shifted shades, and his darkened digits left him down in the dumps: more here