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Maryland: Democrat Senator Chris Van Hollen Recovering After Minor Stroke

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U.S. Senator Chris Van Hollen is on the mend after suffering a minor stroke over the weekend.

In a release, the Senator said he was admitted to George Washington University Hospital after experiencing lightheadedness and acute neck pain while delivering a speech in Western Maryland. Sen. Van Hollen says he sought medical attention after returning home. More

17 Comments on Maryland: Democrat Senator Chris Van Hollen Recovering After Minor Stroke

  1. Lotta strokes going around these days. No relation to the shots of course, none at all.

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  2. ^ Are you saying that Dem’s are in the short strokes (of fucking over you know, you know the thing!)?

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  3. “Are you saying that Dem’s are in the short strokes?”

    …What? Nah, nigga, it’s a play on words. in engrish. Let me try it again.

    DEMS GOT MORE STROKES THAN A CHINESE SWIMMING POOL.

    See, they a lot of short skinny niggas in China’ an they pack their pools like yellow sardine cans. “Yah! Yah! Out muh my way Jackie’ Chan! Tryin’ to get muh Australian crawl on.”

    damn.

    More strokes than a Yamaha?

    More strokes than a gay porno?

    …than a youtube hair tutorial?

    ….than a clock shop at midnight?

    …Jackson Pollacks paintbrush?

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