Maybe The Time Has Come To Voluntarily Disarm Ourselves (Not)

Kurt Schlichter at Town Hall

Watching the Minneapolis Police Department abandon its precinct to the torch and crowbar-wielding peaceful protesters in that Democrat-run state and city, my first thought was that I should disarm. After all, I have been reliably informed by our smart and competent elite betters that I don’t need firearms because the police will protect me, and I am sure that even though they can’t defend their own police station they will absolutely defend me, my family, and our pet unicorn Chet.

Confusingly, I have also been reliably informed that the police are evil monsters of racism and badness and that they should be the only ones with guns because of reasons that I am not clear on, but I do know that our smart and competent elite betters know better. If you have any doubts about that, just look at the urban paradise that is progressive Minneapolis. I hear the zoo has a new unicorn exhibit. More

9 Comments on Maybe The Time Has Come To Voluntarily Disarm Ourselves (Not)

  1. Spread the word time, to arm up!
    New hat and t-shirt logo -ARM UP.
    Arm Up=code for (Try it mothafucka).
    How fitting cowardly liberals =hands up.
    Consevative/Trumpers =Arm up.

  2. 7 MILLION were sold during the Krono Krud.
    These commie riots ought to sell another 7 MILLION
    plus 100,000 rounds of ammo.

  3. The NRA should put its money in the bank to earn interest. These riots will make more second amendment supporters than any advertising dollars ever could.

  4. Does anyone know who that retired firefighter is whose bar was burned down and the mechanics of starting a Go Fund Me drive to help him back up?

    Let’s show who are really the racists here.

  5. I want Americans to buy so many guns that gun manufacturers start working 24 hours a day. Put the gun sales increase on a ticker tape in Times Square showing each and every gun sold since the riot. We want our enemies to know how many of us are armed and ready to defend our country.

  6. I’ve got a bunch of 1911s, for some reason I felt compelled to buy a Colt 38 super, always wanted one. Bought it today along with new grips.

  7. disarm??? …. what the ??? … I like my arms … they’re a matching set

    though one’s about a foot & ½ shorter than the other two …. bwaaaaaaahahaha
    seriously though … due to a construction accident, one is about an inch shorter than the other … getting a tailored suit is a bitch!


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