31 Comments on McDonalds doesn’t want you to use their stools
Bawhney Fwank MIGHT enjoy them! 😳
They are just reserved for Obama, Petey and Chasten.
Those are premium seats in San Francisco.
Mayor Pete on his way now.
“Petey Buttgiged” and all of his “Fag Bros” should really enjoy those Butt Plugs.
The fast food joints like them all had design testing done so people cannot get comfortable in the seating for longer than a short period of time. This is to keep out “campers”.
Now they have upped the ante.
Either that, or they want a certain class of people to enjoy them.
Imagine the poor employee who has to keep them clean.
Minimum wage ain’t enough!
Some marketing moron doesn’t understand the “May I push in your stool” joke and is trying to be accommodating anyway.
If you eat there a lot, you’ll need to sit on something like that to get her movin’ again.
^ Then you’ll need another one to stop her!
You won’t fall off.🤔
@ Different Tim
Patent it> Safety Centering Pin [SCP] and then lobby the government to make them mandatory.
That’s right up Obama’s alley! Just right for some black queens twerking booty!!! Those seats are the perfect meme of the Day!! as all of the above comments hilariously have shown! Well Done all!
Needs more stool softeners…
Do the have stools withe even bigger cones??? LOL I pay extra ROTFLOL!
Bring your own lube?
Whoopee cushions for peter puffers.
Chasten’s Unbleached Elastic Starfish would barely feel those.
I thought that was the new covid test.
Ohhhhh could I have fun with some ketchup packets in that establishment…
That’s either a McDonalds or a peep show. Hard to tell.
mickey moussaoui – It’s a good thing they don’t sell chili.
I used to love going to the all minority employee McDonald’s in my my home town where blacks and Hispanics would glare at all the white customers with hate, and spit on their food when they thought no one could see them. Warned everyone, and walked out. Never went back after that day to any McDonald’s any where, ever again.
Not lovin’ it.
Or maybe they do want you to sit there.
Huh … sat on one … din’t notice a thing.
Got nuthin on Reggie …….
Sitting on those will give you googly eyes.
Don Lemon, “Beto” O’Rourke would certainly enjoy sitting on them.
My reply to McDonalds – OK. No Stool, No Food.
Or maybe it’s the other way around – No Food, No Stool.
Buttigeig never been down spot. He sucks but still raps a fart. Coward.