DC: Kim Jong-un Demands Feces Production To Combat Fertilizer Shortage.
North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is taking drastic measures to save his country’s economy from going down the toilet.
Amid two years of shrinking economic numbers—largely as a result of a fertilizer shortage that has tanked the agricultural sector—the tyrant is finally taking action in the form of a poop quota, according to Radio Free Asia.
Kim Jong-un, who has led his people to believe that he is too elite to need to urinate or defecate himself, is now demanding 220 pounds of feces from his starving citizenry every single day. more here