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“Mermaiding” Declared Latest Fetish

I hope the dude who ends up with this mermaid has spent a lot of time with the barmaid. He’s in for a surpise.

Red State

A New Generation of Fetishists Find the Fintastic World of ‘Mermaiding’

As reported by The Associated Press, “mermaiding” subculture is making a monstrous splash.

The outlet profiles Queen Pangke Tabora, who’s made the transition to life under the sea. In 2019, the former insurance company employee put on a pair of fins and was hooked.

[I]t marked the beginning of her immersion into a watery world where she would find acceptance.

It’s a pressure-free province — so long as you don’t overly descend and implode your skull.

[Queen Pangke describes] the experience of gliding under water, half-human and half-fish, as “meditation in motion.” … “The world outside is really noisy, and you will find peace under water.”

It’s not the first time the aquatic creature has transformed:

For the transgender Filipina woman approaching middle age, seeing her legs encased in vibrant scaly-looking neoprene…was the realization of a childhood dream. And it marked the beginning of her immersion into a watery world where she would find acceptance. The former insurance company worker described the experience of gliding under water, half-human and half-fish, as “meditation in motion.”

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26 Comments on “Mermaiding” Declared Latest Fetish

  1. If the media didn’t embellish these fantasies these idiots would just go away, never to be heard from again.

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  2. EVER BEEN TO OLONGAPO?? THE MERMAID THING FITS RIGHT IN!!

    PASS THE SAN MIGUEL!!

    P.S. IF YOU’VE HAD SAN MIGUEL BEER AND YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA FART, YOU’D BEST BE SITTING ON A TOILET, IF YOU CAN FIND ONE

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  3. Benito, good old San Magoo in Olongapo city in Pubic Bay which was the worst beer in the world and extremely cheap. The toilets in the PI were holes in the ground which were worse than any outhouse ever. Olongapo City was the closest I ever got to gates of Hell. There were more hookers there than there were sailors on liberty. My first clue was crossing Shit River between the Navy base and Olongapo. But I was young and stupid which was no excuse.

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  4. And don’t forget the Benny boys, a lot of drunk dumbass sailors got the surprise of their young lives when they tried to pick up an extremely good- looking hooker and found that it was a Filipino guy.

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  5. These pitiable people have taken a nice thing (snorkeling in tropical reef waters, very peaceful and pleasant) and BEATEN. IT. TO. DEATH. LIKE. A. SPEARED. GROUPER.

    They should just all get VR rigs and set up an AQUA-META playground and plug in while lounging in their Jacuzzis.

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  6. Every other web site owner: “Ah, here’s a political article. Let’s run this.”

    Fur: “300 pound tranny mermaids….FRONT PAGE.”

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  7. Free divers around the world roll their eyes. You want to be neutrally buoyant, with long flexible fins that give gentle drive with relaxed motion. A greased up lard ass, slipped into a rubber suit, with some sorta of Beta Fish looking tail isn’t going to do well in the ocean. Splashing around in a swimming pool or swimming over a dead coral bank in what looks like 20′ of ocean doesn’t give a glimpse of the beauty of diving.

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  8. Cynic
    JUNE 28, 2022 AT 2:49 AM
    “People who have pointless and unhappy lives, trying to fill the void.”

    Happiness is optional.

    Pointless is not.

    Everything you do will fail.
    Everyone you love will die.

    And there’s nothing you can do to change it.

    It’s just the way of all flesh.

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  9. Better get Extra Security for Sea World!

    It’s only a matter of time until these sickos try and stick their Dicks in the Top of a Dolphin’s Head.

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  10. ¡BENITO – I’ve had San Miguel before.
    Afer getting home, it took me a week before I could fart with confidence!

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  11. Another fictional character comes to life courtesy of the delusional left.
    Seems as though it is a natural (wink wink) progression. The fins take “a surprising amount of time and lubricant to wrestle into”. These pathetic souls seems to enjoy wrestling with copious amounts of lubricant.
    I’m waiting for mermaid season. Let’s get these things on the endangered species list.

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  12. I read an op-ed one day, can’t remember who wrote it, but it hit the nail on the head. It said what if we started treating all mental illness the way we treat transgenderism? I think we are rapidly approaching that point. Someone thinks they are a mermaid; poof, they’re a mermaid. Someone thinks they are Jesus; poof, we all are supposed to start worshipping them. There is no end to this slippery slope.

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  13. nco77
    JUNE 28, 2022 AT 8:56 AM

    “Someone thinks they are Jesus; poof, we all are supposed to start worshipping them. There is no end to this slippery slope.”

    …I met Jesus one night shortly after he hit his minister over the head with a guitar, apparently for unbelief. He’d been red-tagged by the cops as a danger to himelf and others (the El Kabong action being a pretty good clue), so we trundled the self-appointed savior on down to a nice manger with no pillows or sheets in it so he could try to covert the staff shrink at General instead.

    Sadly, no miracles happened enroute. I was hoping he could at leaat part the traffic since it was a Code 2 response (sirens upset loons) and it’s a busy bunch of roads to General, but our lower-case lord apparently chose to deny us his countenance, if not his vomit.

    Got him again a different night, he hadn’t cracked anyone with any joyous noisemakers this time (guess he didn’t heal the last one), but he’d had a promotion. He no longer identified as the son, now he was the father, and so god spake unto us, and it was mostly gibberish. Wary of the last time there were no ministers in thumping distance, just an aggravated LEO with the lastest red tag. Alas, no smitings on this trip either, but perhapa a miracle because I never saw him again, or maybe the rest just weren’t on my watch, as I was not there all the time, the spirit being willing but the flesh being weak…

    https://youtu.be/010aaw1Ajo0

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  14. @SNS:

    Everything you do will fail.
    Everyone you love will die.
    And there’s nothing you can do to change it.

    Thank you, Schopenhauer NightShade! (-:

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  15. Uncle Al
    JUNE 28, 2022 AT 11:22 AM

    “Thank you, Schopenhauer NightShade! (-:”

    …well, I could take the Cartesian track and say this may all not matter because I can’t prove it even exists anyway, but since I have no infallable proof I exist to write it or you exist to read it, then THAT would be pointless, too…;)

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