Mexico: Man ‘rushed to hospital with 3-DAY erection after taking Viagra meant for bulls’

SUN UK: A man was rushed to hospital after taking “Viagra” meant for bulls and ending up with a three-day erection, according to reports.

The unnamed bloke – who was reportedly planning a steamy encounter with a date – is said to have taken the sexual stimulant in Veracruz, Mexico. MORE

30 Comments on Mexico: Man ‘rushed to hospital with 3-DAY erection after taking Viagra meant for bulls’

  1. 3 days for that one fucktard, and 2 weeks for some other dude mentioned in the piece…

    I would have figured photographs of Nancy Pelosi would have cured anything along those lines — but hey, I’m no Doctor.

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  2. It took 3 days to “rush” him to hospital? The Mexican meaning of the word “rush” obviously differs from mine.

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  3. That SUN article is comedy gold, the headline starts out with the words: “HARD LUCK” then goes on to relate the stories of other hapless blokes:

    Swansea-born Jazz singer Danny Polaris had an erection for two weeks with doctors at the time warning they faced a “race against time” to save his penis. Danny POLARIS, omg I’m dying here.

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  4. I love IOTW. I learn something new and useful every day! For example, I learned a new British euphemism for a man’s junk: todger! 😂

    Thanks MJA!

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  5. Conservative Cowgirl:

    In the interest of furthering your education I offer this:

    When a British bloke inserts his todger into his paramour, he is “rogering” her!

    You’re welcome!

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  6. there’s a reason that Viagra has a ‘4-hour erection’ warning … after 8 hours of being ‘at attention’ (i.e. a turgid timber), being without proper blood flow, will start to decay … leading to flaccid phalis & eventual ‘Catlin Jennerism’

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  7. @Mrs Radiomattm, there must be a limerick there somewhere! Old Roger the codger inserted his todger…

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  8. A man with a built-in towel hanger.

    I wonder how his kidneys and liver are doing after processing that stuff. His penile tissues are also likely damaged. No bull.

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  9. when I was 15 I didn’t need any bull Viagra for a three day erection

    seems like I always had one

    now, not so much

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  10. Why do they give Viagra to old codgers in nursing homes? To keep them from rolling out of bed. And leave it to the Brits to call a penis a todger, I admit I’d never heard that one before.

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