Michigan AG ‘Regrets Not Totally Liquidating’ 401k to Invest in Sex Doll Manufacturer

Breitbart: Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel took to Twitter on Thursday to express regret over not “totally liquidating” her retirement fund to invest in a sex doll manufacturing company. more

23 Comments on Michigan AG ‘Regrets Not Totally Liquidating’ 401k to Invest in Sex Doll Manufacturer

  1. Did a quick google and found that the AG is a lesbo. So no amount of deviance should be a surprise.

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    In other news, zerohedge has an article saying that the looting has begun in large cities like New York. If liberals are going to destroy our lives with these shutdowns, I’ll have no sympathy for any of them when their cities are looted and burned to the ground. I’ll finally have a reason to make a batch of popcorn and turn on the msm and watch the news.

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  2. “Are you stuck inside with nothing to do for the Corona virus [sic] quarantine? We’re giving away free sex dolls to ease your ‘social distancing,’”

    I am SO in. It won’t have the mechanicals to make a sammich. But I can already hack it to mount a gun, and shoot everything that moves, over there.

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  3. xxx
    APRIL 5, 2020 AT 4:12 AM
    “If liberals are going to destroy our lives with these shutdowns, I’ll have no sympathy for any of them when their cities are looted and burned to the ground. I’ll finally have a reason to make a batch of popcorn and turn on the msm and watch the news.”

    (xxx enjoying popcorn. KNOCK KNOCK on the door)

    “What NOW?”

    (Opens door. Two burly STATE TROOPERS are on threshold)

    TROOPER “Hello, xxx. One of your neighbors informs us you have a GUN. Your Democrat Governor and/or Mayor has issued an Emergency Executive Order that we remove all known civilian weapons from all households in light of the events in New York City, for your safety. Will you comply?”

    XXX “but, muh Constitution…”

    TROOPER “The Govenor has issued his order. It is not negotiable. Will you comply? (Steps up to XXX, partner draws GUN)

    xxx “You have no right-”
    (Cut off abruptly as TROOPER slams xxx violently against wall.
    TROOPER 2 aims GUN at xxx after calling for BACKUP)

    TROOPER ” The Govenor HAS issued his order. I WILL enforce it. For the last TIME, WILL…YOU…COMPLY?!?!?”

    xxx (choking) “ug…erg…”

    TROOPER “HE’S RESISTING, PARTNER!”

    (Releases CHOKE only to use other hand on the back of xxx’s neck to propel xxx violently around for a SLAM. TROOPER 2 sees xxx coming around towards him and snap-shoots xxx in the groin. xxx’s momentum propels xxx into the TV showing NYC rioting, knocking it down where it shatters and sparks. xxx’s leg spasmodically kicks popcorn over)

    (House suddenly floods with LEOs)

    TROOPER 1 “DRAG THIS PIECE OF SHIT OUT TO THE CAR AND CUFF HIM, HE’S RESISTING ARREST!”

    (xxx is dragged to the car in the glare of media cameras, leaving a blood smear and trail of popcorn)

    TROOPER 2 “DETAIN xxx’s FAMILY FOR QUESTIONING!”

    (xxx’s family is hustled to a row of waiting cars, xxx’s house is ransacked, guns removed and shown to media.)

    (During chaos, the ignored, sparking TV sets the drapes on fire. xxx’s house is abandoned and left to burn)

    MEDIA “Welcome to the news. Our top story tonight: noted White Supremacist and Trump supporter xxx was taken into custody by Police today, after a gun battle in which xxx set fire to xxx’s own house while placing the entire neighborhood at risk by brazenly defying the Governor’s lawful protective orders. (Shows burning house and FAMILY being led away in cuffs) At. this hour, the Police are questioning the family of xxx and pursing contacts found on xxx’s cell phone, along with reports of child porography, and believe they have uncovered a hotbed of Anti Government activity. Arrest are proceeding city wide as a result of this investigation, but the details will not be revealed in open Court for quite some time due to the temporary suspension of Habeus Corpus for your safety. Back to you, Zoey…”

    …nahh, that can’t happen in America, right? RIGHT?!?

    (crickets)

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  4. The cops killed Eric Garner for not paying the tax on single cigarette sales – what are they gonna do with looters?

    Probably nothing – no tax to collect.

    izlamo delenda est …

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  5. Gee Wally, they’re not sex dolls. They’re HOV “passengers”

    Well Beave, I guess that explains all the cars stopped in the HOV lane then…

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  6. @Supernightshade
    I agree that scenario will play out for a while, until people see it’s expanse and decide “what’s to lose?”. That’s when proactive retaliation will begin, similar to the colonies in the 1770’s.

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  7. Why would she have regrets?
    It isn’t too late.
    The market for sex dolls (HOV riders) will probably skyrocket due to the Wuhan Flu hoax and attendant “social” distancing.

    (BTW – what does a lesbian do with a sex doll? Lick the plastic? I don’t get it)

    izlamo delenda est …

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  8. @Jethro April 5, 2020 at 9:31 am

    > that scenario will play out for a while, until people see it’s expanse and decide “what’s to lose?”. That’s when proactive retaliation will begin

    No. It won’t. Ever.

    There is no such thing as “proactive” “retaliation” against those that “make” you “rich”. You have the “wealth” to volunteer for The Lists, because those who will take from you what is on The List, say you do. It’s their Lists. Only when (in the long term, it’s never “if”) they no longer “make” you “rich”, is the return on investment in favor of their… er… replacement.

    That is not only re-(not pro-)active, but is also too late. Then, you are merely pushing out more looters. Trying to take what you actually, still, have.

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  9. @Kcir – China is asshole April 5, 2020 at 10:31 am

    > Wait until the sex dolls get representation and start their own #MEETOO Movement.

    Axshually… too late. The lesbians are already legislating the “need” for sexbots to have both the “right”, and in built ability, to say “No”.

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  10. Jethro
    APRIL 5, 2020 AT 9:31 AM
    @”…until people see it’s expanse and decide “what’s to lose?”. That’s when proactive retaliation will begin, similar to the colonies in the 1770’s.”

    …I was hopeful of that up until a couple of weeks ago, until I saw how quickly, how spinelessly, and how completely most people -GLADLY – surrendered their literally God-given rights to anyone with a suit and a microphone who said it’s “for their safety”. This is akin to Esau selling his birthright for a bowl of pottage (Genesis 25:29-33), except Esau at LEAST got more than a bunch of empty promises and a setup for even MORE tyranny.

    No, the kids have been completely cozened into believing that they NEED Government to save them from the nasty flu; to control their neighbors who DARE to try to live their lives with some measure of liberty; that it’s OK for Govenment to abrogate the laws of God and Man by denying even their rights to peacefully assemble to worship God when and as they choose; that Govenment has every right to pick and choose which businesses can open, when, how many they can serve, and even what they can sell; that Goverment is free to destroy their livlihoods at will as long as they vote to mortgage the future and take from other citizens to dole out crumbs; that Govenment can arrest people for “profiting” and take their property without compensation or even citing an actual law; and the WILDLY naïve belief in the “other actor” fallacy, that OTHER people can be trusted to act in THEIR best interests, to name but a few.

    Had you have told me even a FRACTION of this could happen without a revolution a month or two ago, I would have laughed in your face.

    I’m not laughing now.

    The schools have done well. The kids either ignore or are ignorant of the brutal lessons of history, uncritically accept whatever imaginary number the Govenment flips them today even if it contradicts YESTERDAY’S number, never challenge the “models” even when they are DEMONSTRABLY biased and inaccurate, get ANGRY if anyone ELSE questions them, and proved to be REAL quick to peach on their neighbors for violations, real or imagined, of unlawful “emergency orders”, even within their own family.

    No, I’m not laughing now.

    …the devil is not creative, and so the affairs of man repeat every generation or so. As a student of history, I can see that it’s only a short hop from where we are now to gun confiscations, show trials, mass starvation, and gulags for those who do not “think” approved thoughts. I’ve read this book before, in Latin, inFrench, in German, in Russian, in Chinese, in Japanese,in Spanish, in Farsi, in countless African languages, and the REAL nasty part is only a couple of pages away.

    Absent the Lord coming back, this WILL devolve into abject tyranny.

    It’s what man DOES. America will NOT be spared.

    …America has saved others from tyranny many times.

    Who will save US?

    …There’s a history lesson here. The Russians were not up to the challenge.

    Are WE?

    …we shall see…

    “And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?… The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin’s thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If…if…We didn’t love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation…. We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”
    -Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn , “The Gulag Archipelago”

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  11. @Supernightshade April 5, 2020 at 11:30 am

    > No, the kids have been completely cozened into believing that they NEED Government to save them from the nasty flu

    The “kids” know that nobody is going to save them from the government others bought. Damn them, if you want, for palliating (for now) the decline. But the only choice is to destroy what the geezers worship. And those patriots they hire.

    Maybe you think they should. Or at least get off the couch and try.

    But both roads lead to the same place.

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  12. …all men will soon face a choice, @Anonymous, whether to live as cowards, or die as free men.

    Maybe sooner than they think.

    …but those who choose to live as slaves will not be spared, either. They will simply take the pressure off their new masters for a time, until they can be lined up for orderly disposal later, when they are of no further use…

    …all men die, whether at pain or at peace.

    but some choose to have never lived, or even fight for life. Mere existence is sufficient, on whatever suffrage they can glean.

    Little do they realize that even their existence is odious to those that would enslave them, and will not be tolerated for long…

    …one who worships the devil thinks they will share his rule in hell, as expressed in Milton’s “It’s better to reign in hell than serve in heaven”.

    Little do they know that the devil does not share.

    and neither will his Democrat minions, when at last they conquer.

    …You cannot buy peace from those that would destroy you, even at the expense of your soul. You only make their job easier, in the end…

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  13. @Tim APRIL 5, 2020 AT 9:45 AM
    “(BTW – what does a lesbian do with a sex doll? Lick the plastic? I don’t get it)”

    Animatronic tongue.

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  14. #MeGlue movement.

    “Nessel became Michigan’s first openly gay attorney general in 2018, Gay Star News reported.”

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  15. @Supernightshade April 5, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    > all men will soon face a choice, @Anonymous, whether to live as cowards, or die as free men

    All men always face that choice. Every day. Until they die. However they die. And always have.

    Thus… Here we are.

    > You cannot buy peace from those that would destroy you, even at the expense of your soul. You only make their job easier

    Again. Thus… Here we are.

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