Diogenes’ Middle Finger: As we on the right recognized long ago, Michelle Obama has been one of the worst First Lady’s ever. Sure she could be charming and well spoken when she needed to be, but we could see through the facade and saw the angry black woman. Liberals are falling all over themselves to praise her in these final days, and they keep saying her ratings are through the roof. We see her for who she really is, someone who has really done nothing to help America.
Michelle Obama is put up on a pedestal by the black community for no other reason than being First Lady. According to The Root here are the five of the things Michelle did that the liberals say were her best moments:
1. Launching the Let’s Move! Initiative
2 Becoming BFFs With Beyoncé
3. Taking a Chance on a Guy Who Made Less Money Than She Did
4. Hosting an African Dance Class at the White House
5. Rocking, Like, a Thousand Different Hairstyles
Man that dress is Sofa King Tapestry right there!
“The 10 Blackest Things Michelle Has Ever Done,”
Rumor has it one of those things still resides in George Washington’s toilet because they haven’t found a plumber brave enough to go kill it. Let the fumigation begin.
For a silverback, she did a fair job.
First Lady/ There are at least a couple assumptions used in that label which are not supported by evidence.
Sorry, I was in court most of the day.
5. Rocking, Like, a Thousand Different Hairstyles
Those are called wigs.
I just ran a side-by-side comparison with Hillary’s accomplishments. They tied for last.
She is wearing the drapes whilst the rag heads don the table clothes.
I will never forget the photos of this creature scratching its crotch in public. It did it on at least two occasions. Worst First “Lady” EVER.
6. #SaveOurGirls campaign
7. Nelson Mandella’s funeral death stares
8. ….
Michael was the best transsexual shaved orangutan ‘first lady’ we’ve ever had. The only one, too, of course.
His trainer deserves some sort of award.
Her angry black woman side eye is unsurpassed.
#8. .Reminding us why no one else wears Boob Belts.
sorry folks, way to early to declare FINAL….no one has sung
Mooch did cause some advances in the adhesive industry with his call for a stronger dick tape.
Think about that the next time you have trouble peeling off a piece of duct tape.