More Democrats Believe in UFOs Than America

Sultan Knish: 58% of Democrats believe in UFOs, but only 32% are proud to be American. Only 37% of Republicans believe in flying saucers, but a full 80% are proud of their country.

Almost twice as many Democrats are willing to believe in being abducted by space aliens than in their country. Hillary Clinton had promised that if elected, she would find out the truth about the little green men and suggested that the planet had already been visited by aliens.

“Maybe we could have, like, a task force to go to Area 51,” she suggested.

The chair of Hillary Clinton’s campaign, John Podesta, an obsessive UFO buff, appeared on an episode of Ancient Aliens which claimed that Hillary Clinton was defeated to suppress the truth about space aliens.

Like Podesta, the Democrat (space rather than illegal) alien obsession dates back to Bill’s era. When Bill Clinton appointed Webster Hubbell as his Associate Attorney General, he gave him two priorities.

“If I put you over at Justice I want you to find the answers to two questions for me,” Hubbell recalled. “One, who killed JFK. And two, are there UFOs.”

Hubbell didn’t find any UFOs, but he had to resign after only serving a year and was sent to jail for fraud.  more here

17 Comments on More Democrats Believe in UFOs Than America

  1. While they can’t find their own or any other country on a map I bet they can tell you the name of the home planet of the UFO. Plus the name of the star constellation where it is located. However, they might think that is somewhere inside the earth rather than somewhere up in the sky.




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  2. If Intelligent life from abroad were to come down to Eliminate the useless here on Earth, They would start with Liberals !




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  3. How easily manipulated and controlled they are. Plant a idea in their heads and you own them. Overly emotional and under curious minds.




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  4. But this is amazing! It’s like a textbook laying out every crappy conspiracy theory these subhumans believe in. You don’t see the opportunity here?

    THE EVIL EYE. 1 in 5 of these nutjobs believe in it. How much does it cost you to use it? Bupkis. Try it out people. Statistically you have a pretty good chance of thinning out that line at starbucks considerably.

    Also, I plan on using a creepy Gypsy voice while doing it. ‘I giva’ you…..da’ EVIL EYE.”

    Fuggin’ classic. Now with 23% more effectiveness.

    You know…. as long as it’s still cool to say “Gypsy”. These people aren’t “Itinerant Wanderers” now or something, right?




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  5. Whew, that’s a relief. Let the Trantaloids abduct the DRD4 mutant libtards and leave us in peace.

    Ever heard of CE-5, Close Encounter of a Fifth Kind, i.e.
    “consciousness training.” With their higher intellect and ascendant progressiveness, CE-5 seances actually attract aliens. Let them get serially raped by Draco reptilians until they can write a book about it and sell to other subjectivist libtards.

    See Symbiosis by Nancy Tremaine. Reptilians like ’em young, like Podestas.




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