More Witches Than Presbyterians Now

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Author and Christian radio (“My Faith Radio”) host Carmen Fowler LaBerge, referencing the Quartz data tweeted last month, “As mainline Protestantism continues its devolution, the U.S. witch population is rising astronomically. There may now be more Americans who identify as practicing witches, 1.5 mil, than there are members of mainline Presbyterianism (PCUSA) 1.4 mil.”


17 Comments on More Witches Than Presbyterians Now

  1. No shock there. I quit PCUSA 25 years ago when they came out for gun control. The minister screaming at Trump who was paying his respects to the 11 Jewish victims wasn’t a surprise, either.

  2. That probably says more about the Presbyterian Church than it does about witches.

    Wen’t the the people who stopped singing “Onwards Christian Soldiers” because it glorified war?

  3. The devil has accomplished his goal of hiding in plain sight.

    Isaiah 47: 12 – “How you are fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! How you are cut down to the ground, You who weakened the nations!”

    The source of human misery is being led astray from God by the fallen ones from Heaven who were assigned their own geographical areas (countries) when the tower of Babel was destroyed:

    Listen to Deuteronomy 32: 7-9:

    “Remember the days of old; consider the years of many generations; ask your father, and he will show you, your elders, and they will tell you. When the Most High gave to the nations their inheritance, when he divided mankind, he fixed the borders of the peoples according to the number of the sons of God. But the LORD’s portion is his people, Jacob his allotted heritage.”

    When the Tower of Babel people were disbursed, given a new language, God also assigned them a new god as punishment from the pool of “sons of god” available with the exception of Abraham’s people, (Israel), whom He kept for Himself as a people He would covenant with, test, and eventually reward.

    Jesus is the bridge to bring the world back to our Creator.

    This is the world we live in.

  4. …I think of this story whenever witchcraft comes up…

    …one day, a man was out in the forest looking for a nice tree to hang himself on. It seems he had been fired for embezzling, his wife had left him, and he was about to get arrested.

    Suddenly, he came upon a clearing. In it was an old, decrepit house with and old, decrepit woman in front. She saw him and said,

    “I see you have many troubles. Know ye that I am a witch, mighty in the Coven of Hecuba, and I can do much with just a word of a spell. Tell me then your troubles, and I will tell you my price.”

    He had nothing to lose, so he did, and said “I have no money, so I can’t meet any price.”

    But then she bowed her legs, breifly uncrossed her eyes, and intoned, “ZORCH! Your company’s money is back in the bank! YVENTES! The warrant has been vacated! ZOLLA MONTA! Your wife is back home with love in her heart!”

    He boggled at her, and said “but I can not pay!

    She told him “I need no money, BUT these things will pass away if you do not make love to me for an hour. THAT is my price!

    She looked bad, smelled bad, and had leaky warts, but he thought “well, for all THAT, I can do what I gotta do to and imagine whatever to get it up. Its only an hour.”

    …an hour later, he rose from her slimy embrace, threw up a little, then dressed to go home.

    As he was leaving, she asked him “Sonny, how old are you?”

    He answered, “39. Why do you ask?

    She rolled her eyes and smiled, and said “Aren’t you a little old to be believing in witches?”

  5. I left the PCUSA in ’92 when they had the “Re-Imaging” conference for womyn and they prayed to “Gaia”. They do about as much of the Lord’s work as a used kleenex.

  6. People….people…. relax. Start an online website that sells crap to witches and donate the proceeds to the denomination of your choice.

    Remember, a pagan and her money are soon parted.

  7. Presbaterian is the state church of Sweden.
    The head priests are 2 married lezbos….
    Go Figure. To those naive commenters above.
    Witchcraft is real and it is of Satan.

  8. I want to ask, ‘What’s wrong with people?’, but it’s the same as it’s ever been. Human nature hasn’t changed at all since the Canaanites we’re sacrificing their own children to Baal.

  9. I saw this earlier and assumed it was satire from the Babylon Bee… But no, it seems to be legit… *sigh* I’m not sure what is more depressing: the increase in witches and paganism (really?!?) or the decline of mainline churches… Did I miss the warning signs: less khaki, more tattoos…? Not sad at all to be aging out of this world.

  10. @Charlie WalksonWater:

    You are correct = Mike has published several books and a web site on His inspired translations of scripture. He is the real deal that even other Bible scholars follow.

  11. The Presbyterians started killing themselvess off decades ago with some of their bizarre prouncements. Kinda like when the Mormons, in a vision dicovered black were ok. I am a Missouri Synod Luther. They USED to be conservative.

  12. The state church of Sweden is no mo’ – they did away with that in ’98. It HAD been, liberal Lutheranism, which is every bit as bad AND demented. :barf:

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