Seeing as every day is but another opportunity to have a protest and be offended, I thought I’d take a crack at coming up with something abhorrent to the humorless.
I’d avoid shaving for a week, rent an oversized tux and pad it with pillows. Then I’d carry a potted plant and wear a name tag saying, “Hi, I’m Harvey. Just stand there.”
What’s your idea for offending the left this holiday season?
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