Most Offensive, To The Left

It’s that time of year again, when the courtesy police on campuses across the nation tell their students what not to wear for Halloween.

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Seeing as every day is but another opportunity to have a protest and be offended,  I thought I’d take a crack at coming up with something abhorrent to the humorless.

I’d avoid shaving for a week, rent an oversized tux and pad it with pillows. Then I’d carry a potted plant and wear a name tag saying, “Hi, I’m Harvey. Just stand there.”

What’s your idea for offending the left this holiday season?

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30 Comments on Most Offensive, To The Left

  1. That’s Ok. While the left-wing is focusing on bathrooms and Mexican Halloween costumes, we’re busy dominating all 3 branches of government.

  2. It appears our society is more racist and bigoted, especially leftists college students and faulty than it has ever been in history. The idea that “how much a costume differs from the student’s own race” should matter at all boggles my mind. If it’s racist, it’s racist. It doesn’t matter what your race is.

    They are teaching kids that racism is o.k. as long as it’s the right kind of racism. Like saying “white privilege” is fine, when in fact it’s really no more racist than saying “n_gg_r”. (Which I can’t even type any more since I’m white…)

  3. @Paul. If a word is a word, it has no ownership by any group. It is free to be used by anyone. Now, use of the word may elicit an undesirable result, depending upon the utterer.

  4. Courtesy Police is one hell of an oxymoron. So just what does a Courtesy Policeman do? Obviously he/she/it enforces any left wing cause and disregards all the rest as being unkind and discourteous to anyone who disagrees with their worldview. The illogic of the left drives me nuts because what they say is usually the opposite of what they really mean. More likely they should be called thought police which is what they really are.

  5. Offending the left? Easy

    Remind them most of our Halloween practices can be traced back to old Celtic pagan rites and superstitions.

    Pagans believed The lord of death, sent evil spirits abroad to attack humans, who could escape only by assuming disguises and looking like evil spirits themselves.

    Shocking to some, Halloween is a real, sacred day for those who follow Wicca and satanists. In fact, it is one of two high and holy days for them. The Celtic belief of spirits being released is current, along with the worship of Samhain (the lord of death) – both are promoted as something to embrace on that day. There is no question in my mind that to those who believe and follow the practices of witchcraft, Halloween represents an opportunity to embrace the evil, devilish, dark side of the spiritual world.

    This sentence; “Halloween is not a “holiday” we participate in”, offends snowflakes.

  6. I’d go as what I am, an old white guy, but I’m told that’s offensive now.

    I guess I could go as the man from outer space like Jackie Gleason did on the Honeymooners.
    (I watched that episode as a kid when it was first aired. Funny then, funny now)

  7. No matter what I’m wearing – I’ll be carried on a litter by six black men dressed as Royal litter carriers with two more fanning me with Egyptian feather fans while a black girl in harem garb is feeding me peeled grapes interrupted only during the times she needs to lick the grape juice dribble off my chin and chest.

    Ain’t no counseling, safe spaces, or puppies going to heal that sight.

  8. Wanting to jack with a pesky gay Mexican worker at a church I have taken care of for 24 years, I told him I was going to dress as I.C.E. and answer the door with a sudden burst and tell everyone to freeze while holding up a fake badge.

    He just looked at me, speechless, mouth agape. That alone was worth it.

    Yeah, Mostly Mexicans in my neighborhood. But I like my neighbors, so that ain’t going to happen.

  9. I’ll dress up as a patriotic, tax-paying, happily married, white guy with a lot of firearms.

    Liberal heads will explode!

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