She’d still be a better spokesperson than Jared Fogle

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NYPost:

A woman apparently high on synthetic marijuana stripped naked in a Subway sandwich shop and trashed the place, authorities said.

Nikki Abrell, 35, entered the Subway in Anchorage, Alaska, around 5 p.m. Tuesday, went into the bathroom and locked the door, according to KTUU.com.

Two hours later, she emerged naked and began removing ceiling tiles, throwing food and breaking furniture.

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17 Comments on She’d still be a better spokesperson than Jared Fogle

  1. Turn the fucking camera LANDSCAPE and STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE FILMING BLAIR WITCH PROJECT 2!!! Hold the damn phone STEADY, FOCUS on your SUBJECT, and THINK OF THE VIEWER WHO WILL BE WATCHING THIS LATER.

    It took me 2 years to get my wife to stop taking phone photos and videos in portrait mode. Whenever she would show me a picture or video in portrait mode I would just hand the phone back and say, “I can’t see it properly, it’s not in landscape mode.” She would be royally pissed but after a long time she finally decided to get smart.

  2. preach on brother. As a solo traveler I often hand my camera to someone to get a tourist shot with me in it. The number of people who do not know that a camera can be rotated 90 deg to get a better framed shot is amazing. I am standing by something tall
    and you are trying to get it all in.. go vertical duh!

  3. Well Jared began his career with subway by getting into smaller pants and that is how he ended it. Is she going to start hers by getting out of pants?

  4. Stranded, you are SO right! I’ll often look at some YouTube concert footage and want to KILL the person filming. He’s in the first row, he’s got a great HD camera… and he’s SHAKING IT LIKE HE’S HAVING A FRIGGIN’ SPASM!!!!
    My blood pressure went up just posting this comment.

  5. I know people sometimes get upset with themselves when they forget to have their buns toasted but come on!

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