But CNN told me we would win!
But MSNBC said we had it in the bag!
But NPR promised Trump would lose!
But, but, but…
They’re gonna need a bigger roll.
“Progressive Men” is an oxymoron, like “Honest Democrat”, “Patriotic Liberal” or “Lady Michelle Obama”. SOME things are just too contradictory to actually exist in nature, and that’s one of them…
Sheryl Crow approved!
…also handy for wiping semen off his chin…
These newfangled ear bobs are something else.
Not pictured: Tampon earrings because nowdays a man never knows when he’ll get his period.
…kind of makes sense another way, considering how much shit comes out of their mouths…
…but soon to be banned for cultural insensitivity, because Muslims and such don’t know what that is…
…and what about the trees that died for your eye wipes, huh? THINK OF THE TREES!!!
…also, are you SURE you want to market them to “Progressive MEN”? Remember, they may only identify as men SOME of the time, and if you catch them when their having their period they may just walk past your product as sexist…
Send a large set to Rachel madcow
…since “Progressive Men” are part of the reason “Progressive Women” act as they do (e.g. can’t get laid), perhaps a dildo in one ear and a vibrator in the other would help them make up for, eh, “shortcomings”.
…and, of course, they could usr them on each OTHER too, during Pete Buttgeig campaign stops..
Typical man, stealing a woman’s idea.
There are no “progressive” men, only femmes.
& once the roll is done they can serve as handy handles for their boyfriends
Some one would complain if they put the TP roll in facing backwards, over the back.
JANUARY 20, 2020 AT 7:48 AM
“…Not pictured: Tampon earrings because nowdays a man never knows when he’ll get his period.”