New York City’s Health Department Releases Guide On How To Have Sex During ChinaVirus Outbreak

Daily Caller: The New York City Health Department has released a guide on how to have sex during the coronavirus outbreak.

“Have sex with people close to you,” the guide says. “You are your safest sex partner. Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after sex.” read more

40 Comments on New York City’s Health Department Releases Guide On How To Have Sex During ChinaVirus Outbreak

  1. Or avoid sex altogether by hanging a large portrait of Hillary, Bill and Chelsea Clinton on every wall.

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  2. I’m surprised they aren’t quoting Andrew Gillum. Goddamn perverts wouldn’t know common sense if it bit them in the ass.

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  3. It would be my understanding that masturbation releases all kinds of endorphins and dopamine which aids your immune system.

    So I’m gonna live forever

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  4. Good advice, after all advice of this kind is how we ended AIDS and all the other STD’s so that they no longer present any danger to us.

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  5. You mean, ‘Just Say No’?

    Wasn’t that a thing in the late 80s? The left laughed. . . just-say-no doesn’t work they said

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  6. My Petey B and I are ignoring the rimming guidelines!

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  7. Is that like, “if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with”? That could be a song.

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  8. So say you are in a grocery store and the ‘closest person” to you is a 80 year old tranny with a Napoleonic complex. what then? Do you just jump their bones or do you try to seduce them with a bottle of wine from the liquor dept??

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  9. Wearing a condom and a haz-mat suit sounds pretty sexy. Oh, and you better bleach that a**hole first.

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  10. @Bo Tsar March 21, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    “…Put a helmet on your soldier before sending him into battle…”

    I thought you were supposed to put armor on your helmet before going into battle.

  11. Have sex with someone close to you

    Soooo no computer virtual sex????

    I kinda figured when it comes to disease the further away they are the safer it would be but then I’m not a doctor

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  12. Have sex only with people close to you. Uh, OK, yeah.

    Try having sex with people 6 feet or more away.

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  13. Sex, what’s sex, I haven’t had sex with any woman since before my wife died. And I’m not looking to get laid by a so called fuck buddy or female friend with benefits (we used to call that shacking up), I’m getting to be too old as well as wise to not do that. And besides most of the women on the dating scene now scare the hell out of me. I guess 35 + years of marriage will be enough for me.

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  14. NYC Health Dept. must be run by a lot of stupid leftists.

    Liberals would want sex 10 minutes before being hung for treason. They are sex fiends and perverts above all and to the very last.

    Bunch of idiots to worry about that when NYC infected rate went way up today.

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  15. Ain’t gonna work. This ladies man needs music. To set the mood. Where am I gonna find “Boom chikka wow wow” on banjo?

  16. They must have discarded the “social distancing” advice. Or were only joking about it to begin with.

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