New York Nixon: “I am not a perv. I inappropriately touch everybody!”

Patriot Retort: I have had such a busy morning, I didn’t learn about Letitia James’ announcement that New York Nixon did, in fact, sexually harass multiple women until my brother texted me about it an hour ago.

Talk about totally missing a huge story.

Fact is, I was so unaware of it, I didn’t even know what my brother was talking about in his text.

So I went to Breitbart and saw the massive red headline.

The investigation is damning. New York Nixon isn’t just a skeevy politician. Letitia James has concluded that he violated both state and federal laws when he sexually harassed staffers.

But of course, because he is New York Nixon, Cuomo is still denying any wrong doing.

Did you see any of his video statement?

Good grief what a hot mess. His defense appears to fall into three categories: “Well oh yeah? My defense lawyer said I didn’t do anything wrong!” and “Those women are lying!” and “I inappropriately touch everybody!” more

9 Comments on New York Nixon: “I am not a perv. I inappropriately touch everybody!”

  1. BILL CLINTON MISSED HIS OPPORTUNITY:

    “I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN, MS. LEWINSKY…IT WAS JUST A BLOWJOB; I DO IT WITH EVER WOMAN I CAN: WHITE, BLACK, POWERFUL, NORMAL, LGBTQ, STRANGERS, FRIENDS…”

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  2. Bonito,

    That tricky dick used a period not a comma. I did not have sex with that woman. Monica Lewinsky.

    Two separate sentences both legally true. That way a grand jury could not pin the slippery bastard down.

    That how lawyers operate using technical details in place of truth.

    He never did have sex with any unspecified woman, and Monica Lewinsky is truly Monica Lewinsky.

    The only reason the cabal is allowing Commieo to take the fall is to shiny object the nursing home scandal away.

    You notice how Witless, and Wolfturd are off the hook with the DOJ now.

    It’s interesting he is still resisting. He must have some really juicy ammo on the Clinton machine to be so defiant.

    Hope he is in line for the Hillery hit squad.

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  3. @Cisco Kid

    They don’t want him to even think about a presidential run. Too embarrassing with 2 Catholic Gropers in a row. At least he seems to stick to age of consent, but who knows?

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  4. He must have been in love with the Chic he apologized to in front of the cameras. Dead giveaway. Perverted old fool!

  5. Don’t tarnish Nixon by associating him with Randy Andy. Nixon was, on balance, a good President. Unlike Kennedy he never played grab-ass in the White House, either, remaining faithful to his FIRST and ONLY wife, Pat.

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