Uncle Al – any weather disturbance large enough to flood the world probably washed more than a lobster on deck! 4
Red Fist Up. The socialist/communist gesture of solidarity. Commie Commissar: Red Fists up everyone, including Commie crustaceans. 1
The lobster should have had an epiphany that he wasn’t a land animal that breathes through it’s nostrils. “I’M FODD !!!” Only there to be eaten. He’s the one animal there that can escape unharmed, yet he doesn’t. He deserves to be eaten. 2
Would Noah have eaten a lobster? If the Hebrew dietary laws were in place when he lived, I’d say no. 3
@ Tim The animals aren’t Hebrew, but, then again, none of the land animals were carnivore until after the flood. So yeah, good point. 3
The third monkey knows.
Lobsters live underwater. Why was a lobster on the Ark?
Clever!!
Uncle Al – any weather disturbance large enough to flood the world probably washed more than a lobster on deck!
Red Fist Up. The socialist/communist gesture of solidarity.
Commie Commissar: Red Fists up everyone, including Commie crustaceans.
The lobster should have had an epiphany that he wasn’t a land animal that breathes through it’s nostrils.
“I’M FODD !!!”
Only there to be eaten. He’s the one animal there that can escape unharmed, yet he doesn’t. He deserves to be eaten.
Would Noah have eaten a lobster? If the Hebrew dietary laws were in place when he lived, I’d say no.
@ Tim
The animals aren’t Hebrew, but, then again, none of the land animals were carnivore until after the flood. So yeah, good point.