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An alleged cannibal incarcerated by federal agents attempted to eat himself while on a deportation flight, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem claimed during a Tuesday press conference.
Speaking with reporters during a roundtable that included President Donald Trump and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, Noem said the bizarre incident was relayed to her by U.S. Marshals working with ICE. The purpose of the roundtable was to discuss the new “Alligator Alcatraz” illegal immigrant detainment facility in Florida.
While commenting on the need for increased deportations of dangerous illegals, Noem claimed that an alleged cannibal attempted to eat himself while detained, inflicting wounds on him that necessitated immediate medical attention. read more
The guy was thinking: I’ll eat myself before an alligator eats me.
Brilliant!
demon.
Overly fastidious writers and editors have written up this story without having the guts to tell us just what body parts this nut case was eating off himself. And was he trying to get rid of fingerprints?
” Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem gave a bizarre and sickening account Tuesday of how federal agents nabbed a purported cannibal illegal migrant who started to eat his own arms during a deportation flight. ”
– NYPost
Hey stewardess, this airplane food taste like shit, needs garlic!
Hey pal!
What’s eating you?
At least he wasn’t armed.
One advantage of being a cannibal .. you won’t starve to death
I will disappear before their eyes, and shit myself out again when the plane returns to America!
Never was “You are what you eat” more true.
should just leave him alone “Eat yourself whatever”, my mindset is I don’t care what you do unless you make me care.
@MJA
Maybe he was “disarming” himself.
Bastard should be charged with destroying evidence.
This airline food sucks. I’ll bring my own meal.
Give him a knife and fork. He is doing us a favor.
He might have been eliminating certain identifiable tattoos.
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
I’m guessing the libs are having a hard time putting this lunatic under this message that theyve been beating like a dead horse
Lunatoc Cannibal: “Mmmm, I taste like chicken! Needs salt.”
I tried the same thing in high school but I couldn’t bend over that far.
He was asked why he went for his arms. His answer: “No finger food for me”.