NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio’s office tweeted out a set of guidelines on how to use the toilet

DC: New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio’s office tweeted out a set of guidelines Tuesday afternoon, instructing citizens on what to put in their toilet.

 

The tweet explains that there are “only four things” that should go in one’s toilet: feces, urine, vomit and toilet paper. They also warn that putting anything else in a toilet would result in “fatbergs.”  MORE

 

21 Comments on NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio’s office tweeted out a set of guidelines on how to use the toilet

  1. If NYC really wanted to do away with their problems DeBlasio would be the first piece of shit they flushed.

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  2. Fatberg sounds like he’s got something against Jewish people. We had a biology teacher in HS who had a saying, “If it’s yellow, let it mellow, if it’s brown, flush it down.” He was also the one who taught us what the word defecate meant. And he was a lousy biology teacher. Honestly at the time we thought the word defecate was funnier than saying just plain old shit.

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  3. makes sense

    illegals don’t know about sewers
    being third world and all that

    funny how democrats are so racist

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  4. If you read the story about a big fatberg blocking a large city’s system you kind of see this as a legitimate issue.
    Some poor guys had to scuba in the raw sewage.
    The main issue is that diaper wipes can flush, but they don’t deteriorate. So they accumulate and clog systems.

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  5. judgeroybean has passed sentence, “bailiff, remove Mr. De Blasio from my courtroom and escort him to the sewers forthwith” Ha

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  6. …so, will he have toilet police like he has loose cigarette salesman police? That worked out pretty well, right?

    …how nice for him that NYC doesn’t have any SERIOUS issues to worry about so he can micromanage like this…

    …we wouldn’t be here now if someone had flushed this…

    http://www.thetrolls.net/pics/swim2.jpg

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  7. How many languages did he tweet it in?

    If only in English, I doubt it would have widespread effect.

    At least among the percentage of the population that uses toilets.

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  8. If you were on a septic system you would not flush that other stuff….. unless of course you wanted to have it pumped regularly. Sewer maintenance costs have grown exponentially (around the civilized world) due to the proliferation of condoms and ass-wipes (not read; leftists). So the next step is to outlaw wipes and condoms.
    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

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  9. I’m on a septic system so there’s only 2 things that go into our toilet, poop and pee. No toilet paper as it builds up in the distribution tanks and then we would have a big bill pumping the septic out. Rarely if ever do we puke, we can hold our liquor very well.

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  10. CC March 13, 2019 at 9:30 am

    Hmmm, no mention of what goes down the garbage disposal, which all ends up in the same place…
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    Grease is the biggest clogger – plumbers bread and butter. We never put anything down our sink. We have a strainer in our sink that catches garbage and stuff from the dishes and cooking. Toss it into the mulch pile or worm bin if you have one. Blasio is a f’ing idiot.

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  11. $80+ million missing from a health agency that Bill’s wife championed and it’s already forgotten due to a Mayor’s Office edict on using the can. How convenient….

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  12. De Blasio may have found something about which he’s actually knowledgeable.

    Kinda figured him for a “toilet guy.”

    izlamo delenda est …

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