NYT: Jeffrey Epstein wants to freeze his head and penis, seed the world with his DNA

The Next Web:

Former financier and alleged sex-trafficker Jeffrey Epstein is an apparent transhumanist who hoped to seed the world with his DNA and have his head and penis cryonically preserved.

According to a report from the New York Times, Epstein spent decades cultivating connections within the science and technology communities. He rubbed elbows with Nobel laureates, big tech executives, and researchers from all over academia and hosted parties and dinners where scientific elites held discourse with him in hopes of scoring funding. But his interests allegedly lay outside the realms of normal scientific endeavor and in pseudoscience.

Reportedly, the accused rapist planned to propagate the human race with his sperm by turning his private New Mexico ranch into a eugenics compound. Per the Times‘ article:

Once, at a dinner at Mr. Epstein’s mansion on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, Mr. Lanier said he talked to a scientist who told him that Mr. Epstein’s goal was to have 20 women at a time impregnated at his 33,000-square-foot Zorro Ranch in a tiny town outside Santa Fe. Mr. Lanier said the scientist identified herself as working at NASA, but he did not remember her name.

Eugenics, the same crap science that Hitler espoused as a method of ‘cleansing’ the human race has long been debunked and disproved. So it’s no surpise that Epstein’s also a fan of cryonics. According to the Times: more here

29 Comments on NYT: Jeffrey Epstein wants to freeze his head and penis, seed the world with his DNA

  1. Dude wants someone to cut off his head and junk and toss them in a freezer?

    Again, 50 bucks, flat rate. We can do it tomorrow.

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  2. Seems fitting to post hear…DNC debate #4 is underway….Tom Perez , DNC chairman, said that his family came here in the 30’s….When is he gonna assimilate to America?….it’s only been 80 plus years……

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  3. By all means, freeze off his little head.
    With a furious blast of CO2? Or is it to be done with dry ice?

    He can keep his other head, it’s chock full of kaka.

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  4. Clinton want to be,
    Meaning Hillary has had this done to others, more than once.
    What a loser,,,

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  5. Are we sure that this isn’t from the Babylon Bee? Or has the Weekly World News made a comeback? This is on the order of the really bad sci fi porn flick Flesh Gordon from back in the 70’s with the flying penis space ship. Don’t ask me how I know, it was the 70’s.

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  6. Freeman, that’s got to be an obvious Zaphod Beeblebrox reference. And where’s Marvin the paranoid Android with the depressive monotone voice when you need him. And why are the Brit’s better at absurd humor than we are in America?

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  7. They should go ahead and get started. Dip his bits and pieces in liquid nitrogen, then crack em’ off with a hammer.

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  8. When I was in Fighter Squadron VF 114 back in the 70’s one of my friends was in charge of filling the liquid oxygen (lox) bottles to provide our pilots with oxygen for breathing when they were flying. I was talking to him at the time and we had a small frog hop by us that we caught and froze with the lox until it was solidly frozen like glass and he dropped it on the ground and it shattered into a million pieces. We learned an unorthodox science lesson that day in just how absolutely cold and compressed lox is, being young we thought it was pretty cool.

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  9. AND SATAN SPREAD HIS WINGS….
    Most people have no earthly idea
    just how sick & twisted the elites are.

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  10. Mr Burr, you old busker…

    I’ll give you one shiny V piece. A Liberty Head, no less.

    He ain’t worth the bullet, or the rope. I’d stand on his neck for a beer.

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  11. Whoa whoa whoa….. lets not go crazy undercutting each others business.

    Also, this gig is a double headed removal deal. No gunz necessary, Just a hazmat suit, gas mask, cooler and a sawzall.

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  12. You are right. I never said I’d remove him. Just give me the beer and I will stand on his neck. Until he stops moving. For, like, 5 minutes. 5 minutes after he stops moving.

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  13. I wonder how many states i could drive through wearing a hazmat suit and a gas mask before i got pulled over…..

    “Sir, what’s in the bag?’

    “Just a sawzall.”

    “Sir….step out of the car…remove the big yellow rubber gloves and gasmask….”

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  14. give em here, I gotta wood-chipper and will fertilize my hill with the shit.

    Breaking News:
    Obama bin Soden’s lover, Reggie, is dead, U.S. officials say

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