6 Comments on Oh, Glory Hallelujah!!! I Will Suffer No Fish-Eyed Fools!
Ester was feminine compared to the squatch
Add a baby Glock to that purse and you have yourself a slam dunk.
A Glock 42 or a Sig 239 would e perfect. Dang, look at the prices. Hate to say what a leather weaponized purse costs these days.
Aunt Esther and Madame Queen – women with backbone.
I’m gonna look for the Pucker Popper. 😀
I’m gonna smack yo face so hard, I’m gonna make gorilla cookies!
‘I’m going to smack you so hard, you’re going to be inside out.’ Not sure whether I got that one. My moms favorite: ‘I’m going to beat you to a bloody pulp.’ Yes, I was raised in the eras that expected corporal punishment. Of course my mom never came close to that, but I never tested her. My sister, however, often did and I envisioned having to share a room that night with a ‘bloody pulp’. She said she knew, even as a small child, that it was only a threat. I still love those strong, watchful mothers who pay attention and carry a big ‘purse’, which they seldom have to use. Hum, sort of like gun freedom acting as a deterrent; makes the perp think twice.