Dear Les Moonves,
It’s summertime and so I know you must be finalizing your roster of churlish Chads and sultry Stacys who will stroll around a mansion and gossip for three months while millions of us “fangirl” over them online. We love it as a guilty pleasure, but when it comes to reality TV, you can do so much better than Big Brother 20:
Take a tip from Disney and do a Big Brother on Ice, or more precisely, Big Brother on ICE.
You’ll get a bit of heat from your lefty friends, Les, but I think you’ll find that Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents can be just as creative and captivating as your past reality stars.
They did, after all, recently take captive over 100 gardening and landscaping workers suspected of being illegal by luring them in with donuts before storming the facility with helicopters and canine units. more