Ouch

ht/ c. steven tucker

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16 Comments on Ouch

  1. Very enjoyable, but I would have liked to see the dog latch on and not let go until the douche bag loser begged for his balls back.

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  2. Oh, that was cool!! Unexpected! LOL! Idiot for not listening to the policeofficer. Stirrin was right, I wanted to see him hang on until he begged to let go.

    Wait, I’m usually not this mean. Ok, guy got what he deserved. Hope it hurts for a long long time! Stay in fetal position! Enough!

    God Bless us all!

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  3. Why punish the dog? It obviously didn’t like the taste as it started yipping in distress. Fortunately, I speak dog. He said.

    “OMG!!! HIPPY TAINT!!!! AT FIRST IT TASTED LIKE A LOST MEMORY BUT….AUGH! AUGH! aaAAAWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”

    Gonna’ take a lot of Beggin’ Strips to wash that stank out.

    Poor doggie.

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  4. Saw that happen once. K-9 bit a perps balls and the handler was laughing so hard he couldn’t tell the dog to release.

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  5. According to the policeman,on the way back to the jail,the dog was in the back seat constantly licking it’s ass to get the taste out of it’s mouth.

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  6. yah, the dog got a good nip in. The white whale assumed the fetal position”. Then “stay” “sit” “beg”. LOL

    Was that monty pythons Eric Idle in the Rutles? wow.

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  7. Auggie approves this message

    (Belgian Malinois formally named Countess Augustina Germanicus vonKickyerasse)

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  8. If you train your attack dogs to go for the nads every time, how would that affect future scumbag population?
    Must apply for a government grant to study that!

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