Pee Pee Crawlers

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A British man nearly died after a parasite crawled into his penis and started laying eggs after he went for a swim in Lake Malawi in southeast Africa during a “holiday of a lifetime” with pals. Here

26 Comments on Pee Pee Crawlers

  1. 1. Aren’t there sewers loser to his home, where he could swim?

    2. He is lucky he didn’t get Elephantiasis of his pee pee.

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  2. Lazlo The Elder
    NOVEMBER 17, 2019 AT 12:05 PM
    “If the locals ain’t in the water, don’t go swimmin”

    …too true. Remember a zoo vet who gave an account about when he went to the jungle, couldn’t stand his own stink any longer, and jumped into the river near a group of natives that were removing fish from nets on shore. When he was done he got out next to them, and noticed they were removing the live fish they had netted from the river near him very carefully.

    Because the fish were piranha.

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  3. Supernightshade- I remember seeing a story on some cable channel where people were eating piranhas. But I don’t remember what they did in order to catch them. lol. Poison? Dynamite?

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  4. MJA NOVEMBER 17, 2019 AT 12:14 PM
    “Supernightshade- I remember seeing a story on some cable channel where people were eating piranhas. But I don’t remember what they did in order to catch them. lol. Poison? Dynamite?”

    …you can fish for them like any other fish, although you probably don’t want the hook back in this case, but since they school, nets work real well and keep your exposure down until you go to pick the little monsters out of them…

    https://youtu.be/vwgqpDdK16E?t=10

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  5. And with all our imported “diversity”, and africans crossing the Mexican border, we can look forward to this invasive species coming to a lake near YOU! Zebra mussels, anyone?

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  6. I read this in a book when I was in grade school (back when leftists were not in charge, and we learned a wide variety of things). I also learned that ghetto culture was a bad thing, and the thought of electing someone from it to high office was as stupid as swimming in a lake with things that want to swim up your penis.

    You might say America swam in that lake in 2008.

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  7. So many good things out of Africa!

    Gee … I wish I could call myseff African-Something!

    Obola’s an African-Penis-Nibbler – come to think of it, so is Pete Buttigieg!

    izlamo delenda est …

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  8. during a “holiday of a lifetime” with pals

    Am I the only one that’s really, really, disappointed it wasn’t a “chest burster”?

    Really?

    Just me?

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  9. So what happens to all those eggs the thing laid?

    For Halloween I checked out “Night Gallery” Season two to watch “The Waiting Room” but ended up watching “The Caterpillar” too. A similar situation of an egg laying worm, only this time it was placed in the ear. One of the best stories of a show that missed a few times.

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  10. Well, his little Jimmy went for a swim anyway. It wasn’t the lake where he contacted the bugs, it was in the loins of the Watusi woman he spent the previous night with.

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