Peg – IOTW Report

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  1. My mind goes to the kids song that sings, “One of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesn’t belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the other by the time I end this song?”

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  2. Cameraman is either trans-phobic, racist, physical impairment phobic or all the above. Camera pans in on models 1 and 3 and highlights their assets, yet when he/she comes in the camera just sits there.

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  3. “Peg

    “I’ve seen your picture
    Your name in lights above it
    This is your big debut
    It’s like a dream come true
    So won’t you smile for the camera
    I know they’re gonna love it, Peg

    I like your pin shot
    I keep it with your letter
    Done up in blueprint blue
    It sure looks good on you
    And when you smile for the camera
    I know I’ll love you better

    Peg
    It will come back to you

    Peg
    It will come back to you

    Then the shutter falls
    You see it all in 3D
    It’s your favorite foreign movie

    I like your pin shot
    I keep it with your letter

    Done up in blueprint blue
    It sure looks good on you

    And when you smile for the camera
    I know I’ll love you better”
    “Peg”, Steely Dan

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  4. I’ve watched a few of the designers’ fashion shows on youtube in the past month or so.
    They all have at least one plus size model in the show.
    Some have downright obese girls.
    Not the men though. They’re all slim and trim.
    Some of the bigger (not obese) girls are actually more healthy looking.

    The politically correct term is, “Redefining beauty”

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  5. Dr. Hambone
    FEBRUARY 7, 2023 AT 11:03 AM
    ‘We need more blind brain surgeons, too.’

    BLIND BRAIN SURGEON: Ok, let me stick the focal probe in here…

    NURSE: Doctor, I don’t think…

    BBS: Nurse, remember your place!
    I did dozens of these before I lost my sight, so many I can do it blindfolded! Now, the focal electrode goes…

    NURSE: …but, Doctor!

    BBS: I SAID BE QUIET! I need to concentrate! Here, if there are no further objections…(waits, with sightless eyes towards where he heard the nurse), then I will shove this firmly…wait, it feels like he’s twitching pretty hard. What’s he doing, nurse?

    NURSE: Leaping like a frog, Doctor. You just shoved the electrode in his anus.

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