Picture of Cory Booker With His New Girlfriend Rosario Dawson

Someone on twitter posted this and I nearly fell of the couch—>

I’m hoping I don’t have to explain the joke.

 

14 Comments on Picture of Cory Booker With His New Girlfriend Rosario Dawson

  1. A little T-Bone haiku I call “Sexual Appropriation”:

    I have often seen
    A bachelor baby smooth
    But sporting a beard




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  2. I detest that the word “gay” has been culturally misappropriated. Let’s take the word back and call homosexuality, homosexuality.




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  3. Spartacus Cory would probably prefer having his face photoshop over Elton’s ex beard’s face. He secretly wants to be the blushing bride.




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  4. Elton John married Renate Blauel back in 1984. Elton John is gay, therefore marrying Renate was a ruse. When a gay persons marries the opposite sex to hide their sexual orientation, their spouse is called a “beard” – they are being used to hide the gay persons true sexual orientation.

    Ergo, Cory Booker is hiding his true nature by dating women.

    Sherman was a fine beard, I especially liked the way he scratched my belly.




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