Someone on twitter posted this and I nearly fell of the couch—>
I’m hoping I don’t have to explain the joke.
14 Comments on Picture of Cory Booker With His New Girlfriend Rosario Dawson
Phyllis Gates say’s “hold my beer…”
Cory bleached his skin.
Not bad looking for a beard. 😉
Yea but can she sing?
And you are saying…….
Benny Benny BA BA Benny and the Jets….
A little T-Bone haiku I call “Sexual Appropriation”:
I have often seen
A bachelor baby smooth
But sporting a beard
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I detest that the word “gay” has been culturally misappropriated. Let’s take the word back and call homosexuality, homosexuality.
Spartacus Cory would probably prefer having his face photoshop over Elton’s ex beard’s face. He secretly wants to be the blushing bride.
I honestly dont get it. Someone? Anyone?
Ok, so my thought that Booker is gay and trying to pass as normal is shared by others.
Elton John married Renate Blauel back in 1984. Elton John is gay, therefore marrying Renate was a ruse. When a gay persons marries the opposite sex to hide their sexual orientation, their spouse is called a “beard” – they are being used to hide the gay persons true sexual orientation.
Ergo, Cory Booker is hiding his true nature by dating women.
Sherman was a fine beard, I especially liked the way he scratched my belly.
The same rumor surrounds the chief injustice also; so which one is Corey?