Please don’t lick psychedelic toads, warn US park officials – IOTW Report

Please don’t lick psychedelic toads, warn US park officials

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US park officials have asked visitors to stop licking psychedelic toads, warning that anyone seeking a hallucinogenic high from the wart-covered amphibians is more likely to end up seriously ill.

The National Park Service posted cautionary messages on social media last week against licking Sonoran Desert toads, a practice long depicted on popular animated television shows including “The Simpsons” and “Family Guy.”

“As we say with most things you come across in a national park, whether it be a banana slug, unfamiliar mushroom, or a large toad with glowing eyes in the dead of night, please refrain from licking,” said park officials.

The toads — among the largest in North America, at nearly seven inches (18 centimetres) long — secrete a potent toxin from their glands which “can make you sick if you handle the frog or get the poison in your mouth,” they wrote. more


23 Comments on Please don’t lick psychedelic toads, warn US park officials

  1. Furthermore, if you’re a Democrat, please confine your licking to toilet seats and Biden’s ass. Also, get away from me.

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  2. You realize your being played, right?

    Nobody goes frog licking . . .

    except for the Money Grubbers.

    You know, the ones that make CAPITOL off the licking.

    A self-licking ice cream cone

    Speaking of being played . . .
    Big FU to LocoBlacoSaltine, DaveVa, Erik the ne’er, Old Racist White Woman and Tony R.

    ^^^The “Underminers”

    It was predicted, here, about 3 months back to watch out for the Fakes. The Plastics. That they would try to instigate a fued internally. 2 months ago they quietly started. It was all observed and documented.

    Dana Perino, the plastic fake, is one of the frontmen.

    Yesterday, on another thread “Midterm Post Mort…ReeEEE Stream”, some of our very own internal subverting underminers got EXPOSED in the Light for who they really are . . . a bunch of intolerent, backstabbing, lashout losers that they ALWAYS were.

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  3. “…anyone seeking a hallucinogenic high from the wart-covered amphibians is more likely to end up seriously ill.”

    So why warn them?

    PS: Andy Capp…go lick a toad.

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