My father got injured and I called 911 as a kid, and those dummies just DON’T LISTEN.
Our road split in the middle and had separate names b/c it was too long, and the 911 dummies couldn’t find the name of the old road.
My father stumbled to the phone and said, “Listen you dumb motherfuckers! I’m dying here! It’s the same damn road! Just follow the new road name to the middle where it splits! My son will be outside to guide you in.” –SLAM!