911 folk always seem to sound so bushy tailed and perky.
….Lady in Red
Send the snowflake to jail for 20 years. Sending a message to the rest of the snowflakes.
How many people did they pass him off to?
My father got injured and I called 911 as a kid, and those dummies just DON’T LISTEN.
Our road split in the middle and had separate names b/c it was too long, and the 911 dummies couldn’t find the name of the old road.
My father stumbled to the phone and said, “Listen you dumb motherfuckers! I’m dying here! It’s the same damn road! Just follow the new road name to the middle where it splits! My son will be outside to guide you in.” –SLAM!
Anyone who’s actually cracked a rib understands.
Had this happen to me after getting thrown from a bicycle. Hurts every time you frickin’ breathe. If I remember the story right, Paul had three ribs broken. I don’t even want to go there.
I am impressed with Rand Paul. I’ve cracked a few ribs and that’s some major league pain. Very impressed.
Costrocondritis. Popped ribs out of the sockets twice while active. A solid month of misery you can’t escape.
That’s if you don’t get water on the lungs.
Cracked, good god…..
Have had separated ribs twice. Was the worst pain I’d felt until the kidney stone (it is bad but it don’t even compare).