March 11, 2016
In real life, you make this face when….
First time Anal?
I’m doing my Hillary impression.
…that wasn’t just gas.
You’re groped by a Muslim.
I’m my own grandpa?
Moose/Michael is using the urinal next to you in the men’s room
…..Trump’s popularity will climb even faster due to the BLACK riots in Chicago.
Trump’s first State of the Union speech
Barbies less popular friend Shartie.
You want me to suck WHAT?!?!
…you fill out your taxes for the first time.
You first realize that the IRS has frozen your accounts.
You walk in on your parents having sex.
She saw Little Billie’s weenie.
When my precocious 2 year old grandson repeats in front of the family what he heard Nana say when she was whizzed off about politics. Yeesh!
You’re told Aunt Rhonda is really Uncle John
You just got the total for 3 bags of groceries.
It’s a young Madeline Kahn, “OMG, what an enormous schwan- stooker you have.”
Hillary says something that isn’t a lie.
It’s time for your Pisslamic female genital mutilation.
I think I saw that expression on my 21 year old wife’s face the first night we were married.
You notice the doctor has both hands on your shoulders during your prostate exam.
When you go into the bathroom and notice the wife forgot to flush and the turd is like nothing you have ever seen before.
…if you’re female, when you first realize “It’s so BIG!”
When your wife walks in when you’re in bed with her sister.
Ice cold dildo.
..YOU WALK INTO THE LADIES’ ROOM AND FIND CAITLYN PEEING IN THE SINK.
The face I made when I heard Obama got reelected….
“You’re told Aunt Rhonda is really Uncle John”
Always wondered what that song was about …
Just sold a box of .38 reloads to a cop and realize the next day load data for .357 was used.
When you see the deductible on your new “more affordable” obamacare health insurance plan.
You hear obama’s limp wristed, no balls ARMY brass will actually charge bowe bergdahl for treason.
OJ trial….OJ not guilty
When you are Jared getting Fogled in prison.
@geoff the aardvark: I think it was actually Inga (Teri Garr) who said, “He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.”, not Elizabeth (Madeline Kahn).
The look on a clerk’s face when a democrat pays back taxes.
You’re right, I knew it was one of them.
If you ever heard a welfare queen say, “I should stop having kids and get a job”.
Julius Caesar when he walked in and realized everyone was strap, and he wasn’t….
Diogenes, miss that edit button too?
Ides of March Florida voting next Tuesday.
Et Tu Trumpious?
You are correct, Sir!
Most of my boyfriends have been Jewish LOL.
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