Relationship Advice

ht/ c. steven tucker

25 Comments on Relationship Advice

  1. Relationship advice with THIS dingbat?! 😮

    RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! 😮 😮 😮

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  2. Cocaine?

    Wow…. hadn’t thought of that. It does makes sense. She looked healthy in college. Now she looks like a stressed out skinny high maintenance bitch.

    I’m in.

    BREAKING: AOC ADDICTED TO CRACK.

    Man…this stuff writes itself.

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  3. Bug fuck crazy eyes. There is something seriously wrong with this woman. She looks like a starving hyena eyeing a wounded antelope. Or a wildebeest.

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  4. Which crack? Crack crack. You know, spicy delicious crack. Even her initials, A.O.C. spell out “All On Crack”. She could play Pookie in the New Jack City reboot.

    I’m with Lowell and his all star investigative team. “All On Crack” is definitely licking her bathroom rug at night to find those last little bits of dope that fell down there during a cocaine and pancake makeup binge.

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  5. @PHenry

    She’s a hyena, and Trump’s the lion. Lions kill hyenas with one bite to the neck. That’s all it takes.

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