Report: JB Pritzker removed all the toilets from his mansion

23 Comments on Report: JB Pritzker removed all the toilets from his mansion

1. …have you SEEN that dude?

   The toilets were probably never more grateful then when they were taken out from under him…

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2. Ancient History…

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3. (Plumber, looking at the expanse of JB Pritzker)

   …we’re gonna need a bigger pipe.

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4. These are the people who aspire to public office; narcissists, Republicrat and Demican, who will not serve the public weal, instead pursuing power and enriching themselves at our expense.

   Day of the Rope.

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5. I’ve read his family controls around 60 NGO’s and is probably fleecing them for every nickel he can. What a slimeball!

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6. A lot of Chicago idiots think he’s great… of course.

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7. unless the plumbing for the toilets was also removed, I would argue that this is just a long term renovation project.
   if the plumbing is there, all the toilets could be installed in a half a day’s work.
   cosmetics only, it is
   if it is truly uninhabitable, then tear it down and let him claim a 1M loss, which he says it is now worth.

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8. Odin….we’ll be needing a steel cable for that fat bastard.

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9. joe6pak
   Wednesday, 16 April 2025, 12:10 at 12:10 pm
   “I’ve read his family controls around 60 NGO’s and is probably fleecing them for every nickel he can. What a slimeball!”

   …it takes a lot of provender to fill that skin sack.

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10. …JD at home…

    https://youtu.be/SV1Gzii91eg?si=Gi20MIl4fgdALuwr

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11. If he removed all the toilets, where does he take a dump or pee when nature calls? Did they install some port a potties in his back yard. Or with all that fat when is he going to explode like Mr. Creosote. Maybe he could lose a lot of weight on a prison diet of nothing but bread and water which is where he deserves to be.

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12. …JB’s sad story…

    https://youtu.be/g5AixBKy7b4?si=l6Ms5tyu1YGhZosS

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13. …JB doing some fine dining…(WARNING: GROSS!)

    https://youtu.be/aczPDGC3f8U?si=DQVK8pWwjRTNXyFR

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14. ^^^(h/t Geoff)

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15. When Siskel and Ebert reviewed this movie and Mr. Creosote, they said it was one of the grossest things that they had ever seen in a movie but that they couldn’t stop laughing. It’s even grosser than the barf a rama scene with Lard Ass in Stand By Me.

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16. Theater of Blood a Vincent Price movie from 1973 is one of my favorite Vincent Price movies. One of the scenes shows him killing the rather obese Robert Morley by making him eat his pureed poodle thru a funnel attached to his mouth as an act of revenge. And when the wife wakes up next to her husband in the morning in another scene and kisses him his decapitated head rolls off of the bed. It’s a great dark humor Vincent Price movie which is of his best. I also like the Raven with Vincent Price, Boris Karloff, Peter Lorre and a young Jack Nicholson. NEVERMORE!

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17. Odin, that’s Recucklicons and Demsheviks.

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18. He needs all those toilets re-installed because he’s full of shit.

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19. He is just covering for the fact that he broke them all

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20. Isn’t there a woodchipper he should be cleaning out?

21. This is a really old story for those of us in Illinois.
    He actually removed the toilets in an adjacent location.
    He claimed on his property tax that the building was uninhabitable so the accessor knocked off two or three zeros and got one hell of a tax break.
    The dumb ass people of Illinois voted that asshole in twice

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22. He would have to be quartered at least to fit in most woodchippers.

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23. Truth be told, they were all irreparably clogged.