The General’s First Rule of Cleaning: Always listen to music while cleaning, or, while delaying cleaning to listen to music, instead.
The General’s Second Rule: Before you vacuum, the vacuum bag will be (a) full, (b) stinky, and (c) in need of changing. This realization should not stop this important task, however.
The General’s Third Rule: There are more particles of dust in my home than stars in the Universe. When I dust, I realize I’m not even making a dent in their numbers. I often interrupt dusting to ponder this Cosmic mystery, only to get lost among the twinkling dust grains, never to resume.
1. Hire a cleaning lady
Lessons learned the hard way involves something else…
Why does this whole place smell like Piss?
And another thing, as Archie Bunker said, “it goes over the roll Edith”.
Microphone? Braindead Biden thought it was an ice cream cone.