NYP
People really are wearing less and less on the “runway.”
A Southwest flight bound for Phoenix, Arizona, was forced to return to the gate after an unruly passenger stripped naked and began screaming at the top of her lungs before takeoff.
“It came as a complete surprise to everyone,” one female eyewitness, who opted to remain anonymous, told 12 News of the “shocking” display.
“It was very evident that she was having a mental breakdown,” recalled one witness.KPNX
“She started, like, jumping up and down, screaming at the top of her lungs,” the witness said. more
Shocker… It’s a negress.
Put a nasty Birkenstock in it or else you’ll be outta here like shit thru a goose!
Shock? Surprise? There must not have been any frequent flyers on the plane.
She became unglued when she found out there was no “Romper Room” and Gigolos to service her on the plane.
Nat Geo gone wild…
Southwest?
I thought this kind of behavior was reserved for Spirit or Frontier!
The only saving grace, she wasn’t a 350 pounder. Maybe we need to start giving a psych eval before boarding. The quickest way to do it would be to show a voter registration: R means Ready to board, D means Denied.
was this a ******?
Speaking of NatGeo, it could do a whole story on “The Wild Skies 0f America”.
Opening: Like the Amazon Rainforest, the wild and dangerous skies of America have only recently been explored. Our correspondent, Dr. Edward Purdy, a psychiatric and cultural explorer, has taken 45 flights across the US to study the natives, their culture, religion, and clothing, or in some cases, their nakedness as a form of self-expression or religious ecstasy, etc., etc.
At least she didn’t drop a deuce in the aisle.
She must have thought it was a Waffle House.
Huh.
Thats more typical on Delta.
Tim Buktu – Sir David Attenborough on the rarest animal in the world:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7l_QkMue7s
Its always the ones YOU DON’T want to see NAKED, Eh?
@Kcir…
Same with nude beaches.
Must have missed the brawl at the gate.
Just one more reason why I never fly.
waiting for tsa, negro & muslim free flying
Brown, flush it down.
Judas Pig, what kind of pus is dripping from it’s lower unit?
@Harry
Indeed, he is the rarest of animals. When he finally drops dead, Pres. Trump could arrange to have him pickled in a big jar and display him in the Smithsonian for people to wonder about centuries from now. It’s the right thing to do for the last of its kind.
Think how neat it would be if someone had pickled Hitler instead of cremating him. Everybody in the world would want to see Hitler the Pickle.
MDMAor Molly?
She must have been a raging liberal. They’ve gone seriously out of their minds these days. Irrationality rules them.
I guess SSRIs, benzos and other psychoactive drugs don’t cure mental illness. Who knew??