Seems Like a Sweet Lady – Grandma Tlaib Asks God to Smite President Trump


Sitting under an olive tree in the Israeli-occupied West Bank, Muftia Tlaib scoffs at the attention she has recently received from the president of the United States.

“May God ruin him,” she says.

Tlaib is the grandmother of U.S. congresswoman Rashida Tlaib, at the centre of an affair that has drawn Donald Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu together against U.S. Democrats.

On Thursday, bowing to pressure from Trump, Israel barred a visit by Rashida Tlaib and fellow Democrat Ilhan Omar that it had initially said it would allow.

The next day, Israel said it would let Tlaib visit her family in the West Bank on humanitarian grounds – but Tlaib rejected the offer, saying that Israel had imposed restrictions meant to humiliate her.

On Friday night, Trump tweeted:

“Rep. Tlaib wrote a letter to Israeli officials desperately wanting to visit her grandmother. Permission was quickly granted, whereupon Tlaib obnoxiously turned the approval down, a complete setup. The only real winner here is Tlaib’s grandmother. She doesn’t have to see her now!”

Ninety-year-old Muftia Tlaib, sitting in her garden in the village of Beit Ur Al-Fauqa, was not impressed. “Trump tells me I should be happy Rashida is not coming,” she said. “May God ruin him.”

Her son, Rashida’s uncle Bassam Tlaib, said the women had not seen each other since 2006:

“She was going to slaughter a sheep when Rashida arrived and prepare her favourite food, stuffed vine leaves.

39 Comments on Seems Like a Sweet Lady – Grandma Tlaib Asks God to Smite President Trump

  1. Wow! Striking beauty and superior intellect. The Tlaibs really have it going on. If you’re into that Dark Ages thing.

    Thank Allah for the invention of the wheelbarrow, which was key to the advancement of this family’s ability to walk upright.

  2. Trump missed a great opportunity:

    1. He approves Tlaib’s trip to Israel and pays for all her expenses.

    2. She goes to Israel, where they immediately seize and shred her passport, without which she can’t travel back to the U.S.

    3. Everybody wins.

    …Well, except maybe Grandma and Israel.


  3. Granny Tlaib’s family sheep recipe. You might say the secret ingredient is three generations of semen.

  4. “May God ruin him,”

    Strange that she would ask God. I would have thought she would have called on Allah.

  5. Gee what was granny’s son Bassam going to do for sex after they slaughtered the sheep? I’ll bet deep inside he was happy the trip was refused. By the by, the West Bank is likely a whole lot better off in terms of clean water and living conditions under Israeli control then it would be under Arab/Palestinian/Whatever.

  6. Of course our Saviour nailed it with Luke 22:36.

    If she and her fellow uppity Filthy Mohammedan Savages get TOO uppity, we got plenty of our own swords to smite her and her kind.

  7. It’s a MAN baby!

    So the distorting the truth into a lie is a family tradition spanning generations- check.

  8. DAMN!!!! I thought the grand daughter was ugly…that old bitch could put a mud fence to shame!

    And that Talib bitch, with her glasses off I’ll bet her face would be exactly what a camel’s snatch would look like!

  9. I’d pay expenses and give $1,000 to the person who is brave enough to go the West Bank and sniff her bottom.

  10. Stop watching years ago, but will bet Grandma Tlaib is the 2020 winner on MasterChef (US).
    stuffed vine leaves, ummm,

  11. All of this racism bullshit recently is really about one thing.

    Making stupid fucks your peer. Turd Whirled countries exist for a reason and it isn’t because I make fun of them.


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