Displaying a total disregard for gender equality, organizers of the 2018 Winter Olympics have segregated the world’s largest athletic competition into two categories, strictly on the basis of sex.
“They are still trying to tell us that men and women are different,” complained one protestor. “Don’t they know we have achieved the age of gender fluidity? It’s 2018.”
Activists hope to eliminate gender divisions for the 2020 Summer Games, at which time they plan to boycott the Olympics over the inevitable gender medal gap that will result.